Men at Work Quotes
Carl, James: [Carl and James have just dumped their last load at the city dump]
James: Come on, let's do the nasty.
Carl: Do we have to?
James: Yeah.
Carl, James: [Carl and James are in the back of the garbage truck with surgical masks which cover their noses and mouths. Using push brooms, the clean the truck of remaining liquids and trash]
Carl: Nasty!
James: Nasty!
Carl: Nasty!
James: Nasty!
Carl: Nasstttyyyy!
James: Ugh, So Naaaaassstttyyy!
James: Come on, let's do the nasty.
Carl: Do we have to?
James: Yeah.
Carl, James: [Carl and James are in the back of the garbage truck with surgical masks which cover their noses and mouths. Using push brooms, the clean the truck of remaining liquids and trash]
Carl: Nasty!
James: Nasty!
Carl: Nasty!
James: Nasty!
Carl: Nasstttyyyy!
James: Ugh, So Naaaaassstttyyy!
Movie: Men at Work
James: What are you doing?
Carl: I hate shitheads who bully their women.
James: So what are you going to do?
Carl: Shoot him.
James: What?
Carl: It's the principle, James.
James: With a pellet gun? What are you going to accomplish using that stupid thing?
Carl: It allows me to seriously aggravate a situation without actually changing the course of history. It also stings like a bitch.
Carl: I hate shitheads who bully their women.
James: So what are you going to do?
Carl: Shoot him.
James: What?
Carl: It's the principle, James.
James: With a pellet gun? What are you going to accomplish using that stupid thing?
Carl: It allows me to seriously aggravate a situation without actually changing the course of history. It also stings like a bitch.
Movie: Men at Work
James: I want to report a murder and a kidnapping.
Dispatcher: Did they take the body?
James: No, I have the body.
Dispatcher: Did you kill the victim, sir?
James: No, I didn't kill him.
Dispatcher: Have you been kidnapped?
James: No, I'm not the one who's been kidnapped. Listen, I know this sounds really strange...
Dispatcher: Did they take the body?
James: No, I have the body.
Dispatcher: Did you kill the victim, sir?
James: No, I didn't kill him.
Dispatcher: Have you been kidnapped?
James: No, I'm not the one who's been kidnapped. Listen, I know this sounds really strange...
Movie: Men at Work
Pizza Man: [Louis is counting out the money to the pizza guy, who looks up and sees James wheeling Berger's body with a Nixon mask over his face to the bathroom. James spots the pizza guy looking, and moves faster] Uh, what's going on here?
Louis: Mind your business son.
Pizza Man: OK. Thank you sir!
Louis: You seen too much! [Lewis grabs the pizza guy, pulling him into the apartment and starts spinning him around in a headlock]
Pizza Man: Ahhhhhhhh! Yaahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
James: Louis! What the hell are you doing?
Louis: He saw you with the body! He can start all kinds of trouble!
James: So you kidnap him? Good solution!
Pizza Man: [flailing] Here, take the money! I won't say anything to anybody!
Louis: You bet you won't! [Louis swings him around one more time and puts him headfirst into the sheetrock wall]
Pizza Man: Waaaaaahhhh! [Pizza guy's head slams into and puts a hole in the wall]
James: [grabs his head] Louis, what the hell?
Pizza Man: [Louis pulls the pizza guy's head out of the wall, holding him up] Aiiiiii, extra cheese? [Pizza guy falls over, unconscious, tweeting birds are heard]
James: You're a madman!
Louis: [grits his teeth] He was provoking me!
James: This situation has definitely gotten way out of hand!
Louis: Go back to the window and keep Carl covered!
James: What the hell are we gonna do with him?
Louis: [grits his teeth again and grins] We gonna need some rope!
Louis: Mind your business son.
Pizza Man: OK. Thank you sir!
Louis: You seen too much! [Lewis grabs the pizza guy, pulling him into the apartment and starts spinning him around in a headlock]
Pizza Man: Ahhhhhhhh! Yaahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
James: Louis! What the hell are you doing?
Louis: He saw you with the body! He can start all kinds of trouble!
James: So you kidnap him? Good solution!
Pizza Man: [flailing] Here, take the money! I won't say anything to anybody!
Louis: You bet you won't! [Louis swings him around one more time and puts him headfirst into the sheetrock wall]
Pizza Man: Waaaaaahhhh! [Pizza guy's head slams into and puts a hole in the wall]
James: [grabs his head] Louis, what the hell?
Pizza Man: [Louis pulls the pizza guy's head out of the wall, holding him up] Aiiiiii, extra cheese? [Pizza guy falls over, unconscious, tweeting birds are heard]
James: You're a madman!
Louis: [grits his teeth] He was provoking me!
James: This situation has definitely gotten way out of hand!
Louis: Go back to the window and keep Carl covered!
James: What the hell are we gonna do with him?
Louis: [grits his teeth again and grins] We gonna need some rope!
Movie: Men at Work