Rockula Quotes

Fred Flintstone: [dressed as a chickenasaurous] I can feel it in my bones.
Wilma Flintstone: [laughing] Which bones, Fred, your drumsticks or your wing bones?

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Ralph: If it wasn't for Red Cross donations, this vampire would die!

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Rockula: You must be Fred Flintstone!
Fred Flintstone: Wait a minute pal, I'm not Flintstone, I'm the building inspector, that's all.
Rockula: You are who?
Fred Flintstone: The local building inspector.
Rockula: Why would a building inspector be rolling around inside of a barrel?
Fred Flintstone: Well you see, I'm also a local barrel inspector.
Rockula: You inspect buildings and barrels at 3 o' clock in the morning?
Fred Flintstone: Uh yeah well... moonlighting, that's what I'm doing, moonlighting, I have several jobs.
Rockula: Ridiculous! Do you take me for a fool? You are Fred Flintstone! Or should we put it this way, you WERE Fred Flintstone.
Fred Flintstone: I like the first way better.

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Stanley: I'm thinking of starting my own record label, you know -- "Morgue Music," or "Death Records," or maybe just "R.I.P." It's sort of catchy, don't you think?

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