Meet the Feebles Quotes

Bletch: Shit! I was just about to pop my cookies!

Movie: Meet the Feebles
Warthog: This is a lovely golf course, I'm tempted to join the club.
Bletch: I'm afraid you can't.
Warthog: You mean they discriminate against Scots?
Bletch: No, they just don't want assholes in the clubhouse.

Movie: Meet the Feebles
[first lines]
anouncer: Ladies and gentlemen. Your attention please. Welcome to the newest, the greatest, the most spectacular in entertainment history. Put your hands together for the fabulous Feebles variety hour.

Movie: Meet the Feebles