Get Smart, Again! Quotes

Beamish: What's up, sir?
Cmdr. Drury: The fate of the world, the President's blood presure and you! Sit down, sit down.

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Maxwell Smart: Ok, I'll go in and you cover me.
Agent 99: Max, I dont have a gun.
Maxwell Smart: Eh, ok, then you go in and I'll cover you.
Agent 99: Max!
Maxwell Smart: Eh, I've got a gun for you, 99. [pulls open elbow-patch, takes out mini-gun]
Maxwell Smart: Max this looks like a tootsie role with a trigger. What do you say when you use this, 'Put your finger up?'
Maxwell Smart: Well, it might not look like much, 99, but when you attach this noiser to it...
Agent 99: Noiser?
Maxwell Smart: ...a bang becomes a boom.

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Maxwell Smart: I agree, 99. There's something rotten in Detroit.
Hymie: That's Denmark, Max.
Maxwell Smart: Oh. Well, things haven't been that great in Detroit either.

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Nicholas Dimente: I can drown the city that houses your finest minds, your most brilliant intillects.
Maxwell Smart: [to 99] Well at least Washington is safe.

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