Junior Quotes

Dr. Alex Hesse: My body. *My* choice!

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Dr. Alex Hesse: I've noticed that the side effects of pregnancy are greatly amplified... With the dosage of Expectane that l've required. The morning sickness, the mood swings. Sleepiness, sexual appetite.
Larry: Sexual appetite?
Dr. Alex Hesse: Yesterday, just scooping the middle out of a honeydew melon gave me a - A Steifen.
Larry: A what? Oh. That's normal. I get 'em all the time.

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Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh I feel the baby, the baby! [deep voice]
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh SHIT!

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Elvira Bonner: As far as I'm concerned, you can go to hell or Australia, but not with me!
Ace Bonner: Well, they're both down under.

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Junior 'JR' Bonner: That was a nice float you had, Curley.
Curly Bonner: [proudly] Finished second in the commercial division.
Junior 'JR' Bonner: Well, second's better than third.

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Junior Healy: [after Corky, and Lila Duvane fall through the stage, and the sand bags fall on top of them] Now THAT'S Entertainment!

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