Late Night with Conan OBrien Quotes
Conan O'Brien: Intelligence reports say that Osama bin Laden's personal physician has been successfully captured. Right now, the Army is also attempting to capture his dentist and his Pilates instructor.
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Conan O'Brien: So, you called Cruz Bustamante and agreed that it was a fair election? That was very professional of you, Governor.
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Ya! Zen I called him a fat little chipmunk! I said he should change his name to Lose Bustyourpantski, zen I had sex with his mother!
Conan O'Brien: What?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Ya!
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Ya! Zen I called him a fat little chipmunk! I said he should change his name to Lose Bustyourpantski, zen I had sex with his mother!
Conan O'Brien: What?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Ya!
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Conan O'Brien: What would be a good name for me?
Paris Hilton: London.
Conan O'Brien: There's a tunnel between Paris and London. [covers his mouth]
Paris Hilton: London.
Conan O'Brien: There's a tunnel between Paris and London. [covers his mouth]
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Sidekick: [while doing 'In the Year 2000'] The former sidekick of Late Night with Conan O'Brien will return to do the 'Year 2000' comedy piece, realize that the year 2000 was actually four years ago and remember why he left this crappy show.
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Triumph The Insult Comic Dog: I kid, Conan, I kid. You got a good show... For me to poop on.
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[while playing with the Toronto Maple Leafs, Conan introduces a much wider hockey net]
Conan O'Brien: Guys, as we all know, scoring is difficult. This is the approved NHL four-by-six hockey net. I give you the Conan net right here. It will revolutionize the game. Bigger scores, more attendance. In this version of the game, the goalie, on odd-numbered nights, would be allowed to have a piece of furniture with him to help. An ottoman, a recliner, or a small sectional. Not a *large* sectional. [pause]
Conan O'Brien: It's not a circus.
Conan O'Brien: Guys, as we all know, scoring is difficult. This is the approved NHL four-by-six hockey net. I give you the Conan net right here. It will revolutionize the game. Bigger scores, more attendance. In this version of the game, the goalie, on odd-numbered nights, would be allowed to have a piece of furniture with him to help. An ottoman, a recliner, or a small sectional. Not a *large* sectional. [pause]
Conan O'Brien: It's not a circus.
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