Addams Family Values Quotes

Debbie: These Addams men, where do you find them?
Morticia: It has to be damp.

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Morticia: Gomez wonderful news, I'm going to have a child. Right now

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Wednesday: I don't want to be in the pageant.
Gary: Don't you want me to realize my vision?
Wednesday: Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character, or the Aristotelian unities.
Gary: Young lady, I am getting just a tad tired of your attitude problem.

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Young Girl: ...and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.
Wednesday: They had sex.

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[at Camp Chippewa]
Pugsley: What does chippewa mean?
Gomez: It's an old Indian word.
Wednesday: It means orphan.

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[the dancer in the cake doesn't pop out]
Gomez: The poor girl. Lurch, was she in there before you baked? [Lurch hangs his head]

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