True Romance Quotes

Alabama: I had to come all the way from the highway and byways of Tallahassee, Florida to MotorCity, Detroit to find my true love. If you gave me a million years to ponder, I would never have guessed that true romance and Detroit would ever go together. And til this day, the events that followed all still seems like a distant dream. But the dream was real and was to change our lives forever. I kept asking Clarence why our world seemed to be collapsing and things seemed to be getting so ****ty. And he'd say, that's the way it goes, but don't forget, it goes the other way too. That's the way romance is... Usually, that's the way it goes, but every once in awhile, it goes the other way too.

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Clarence Worley: Heeeellloooo baaabbbyyyy...

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Drexl Spivey: Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.

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Lee: How do you know his name? Why the **** does he know your name? You piece of ****. You can forget about acting for the next twenty years, your ****ing career is over. Take your ****ing SAG card and burn it. You little cocksucker. I treated you like a son. You ****ing stab me in the heart.

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Nicholson: You're an actor. Act, mother****er.

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[Alabama walks into her room and sees Virgil sitting on a couch holding a shotgun]
Virgil: Hi.
Alabama: Hi... cigarette?
Virgil: No... that's a very nice outfit.
Alabama: This? I got this in Las Vegas, Nevada. [pause]
Virgil: Alabama, where's our coke and where's Clarence, and when's he coming back?
Alabama: I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong room. My name is Saddie. We don't have any coke but there's a Pepsi machine down the hall. I don't know anybody named Clarence but perhaps my husband does. You can ask him because he'll be home any minute. He plays football. He's just at a... practice.

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