Kindergarten Cop Quotes
Detective John Kimble: [banging on fire bell] Yes, this is fire drill! Come on!
Detective John Kimble: [looks down at stopwatch] Aww! This is terrible!
Detective John Kimble: [looks down at stopwatch] Aww! This is terrible!
Movie: Kindergarten Cop
Detective John Kimble: Emma, take your toy back to the carpet and sit down.
Emma: I'm not a policeman, I'm a princess!
Detective John Kimble: Take your toy back to the carpet!
Emma: [softly] I'm not policeman, I'm princess.
Detective John Kimble: TAKE IT BACK!
Emma: [miserable] All right.
Emma: I'm not a policeman, I'm a princess!
Detective John Kimble: Take your toy back to the carpet!
Emma: [softly] I'm not policeman, I'm princess.
Detective John Kimble: TAKE IT BACK!
Emma: [miserable] All right.
Movie: Kindergarten Cop
[after his first day, John comes back and collapses on his bed]
Phoebe O'Hara: How'd it go?
Detective John Kimble: Go away.
Phoebe O'Hara: That well, huh?
Detective John Kimble: You take over tomorrow.
Phoebe O'Hara: And blow our cover? Can't do it.
Detective John Kimble: They're horrible. They're like little terrorists.
Phoebe O'Hara: Tell me about it.
Phoebe O'Hara: How'd it go?
Detective John Kimble: Go away.
Phoebe O'Hara: That well, huh?
Detective John Kimble: You take over tomorrow.
Phoebe O'Hara: And blow our cover? Can't do it.
Detective John Kimble: They're horrible. They're like little terrorists.
Phoebe O'Hara: Tell me about it.
Movie: Kindergarten Cop
[Kimble knocks out two gang members with ease, then turns to two others standing by his car]
Detective John Kimble: Oh, excuse me. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is John Kimble... [racks shotgun]
Detective John Kimble: And I love my car!
Street Tough #3: Yo, man, I'm just gonna keep a eye on it for you, all right?
Street Tough #4: You got a beautiful ride. [as soon as Kimble is out of hearing range]
Street Tough #3: ****. Who he think he is? He's lucky I didn't kick his ass.
Detective John Kimble: Oh, excuse me. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is John Kimble... [racks shotgun]
Detective John Kimble: And I love my car!
Street Tough #3: Yo, man, I'm just gonna keep a eye on it for you, all right?
Street Tough #4: You got a beautiful ride. [as soon as Kimble is out of hearing range]
Street Tough #3: ****. Who he think he is? He's lucky I didn't kick his ass.
Movie: Kindergarten Cop
[Kimble knocks out two gang members with ease, then turns to two others standing by his car]
Detective John Kimble: Oh, excuse me. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is John Kimble... [racks shotgun]
Detective John Kimble: And I love my car! Street Tough #3: Yo, man, I'm just gonna keep a eye on it for you, all right? Street Tough #4: You got a beautiful ride. [as soon as Kimble is out of hearing range] Street Tough #3: Shit. Who he think he is? He's lucky I didn't kick his ass.
Detective John Kimble: Oh, excuse me. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is John Kimble... [racks shotgun]
Detective John Kimble: And I love my car! Street Tough #3: Yo, man, I'm just gonna keep a eye on it for you, all right? Street Tough #4: You got a beautiful ride. [as soon as Kimble is out of hearing range] Street Tough #3: Shit. Who he think he is? He's lucky I didn't kick his ass.
Movie: Kindergarten Cop