Kill Bill - Vol. 2 Quotes
Bill: Mommy is still angry at Daddy.
B.B.: Why?
Bill: Well sweety, I love Mommy, but I did to Mommy what you did to Emilio.
B.B.: You stomped on Mommy?
Bill: Worse. I shot Mommy. Not pretend shoot, like we were just doing. I shot her for real.
B.B.: Why? Did you want to see what would happen?
Bill: No, I knew what would happen to Mommy if I shot her. What I didn't know is, when I shot Mommy, what would happen to me.
B.B.: What happened?
Bill: I was very sad. And that was when I learned, some things, once you do, they can never be undone.
B.B.: Why?
Bill: Well sweety, I love Mommy, but I did to Mommy what you did to Emilio.
B.B.: You stomped on Mommy?
Bill: Worse. I shot Mommy. Not pretend shoot, like we were just doing. I shot her for real.
B.B.: Why? Did you want to see what would happen?
Bill: No, I knew what would happen to Mommy if I shot her. What I didn't know is, when I shot Mommy, what would happen to me.
B.B.: What happened?
Bill: I was very sad. And that was when I learned, some things, once you do, they can never be undone.
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Bill: I suppose the traditional way to conclude this is, we cross Hanzo swords. Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very own private beach. And this private beach just so happens to look particularly beautiful bathed in moonlight. And there just so happens to be a full moon out tonight. So, swordfighter, if you want to sword fight, that's where I suggest. But if you wanna be old school about it - and you know I'm all about old school - then we can wait till dawn, and slice each other up at sunrise, like a couple real-life, honest-to-goodness samurais.
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Bill: Pai Mei taught you the five point palm-exploding heart technique?
The Bride: Of course he did.
Bill: Why didn't you tell me?
The Bride: I don't know... because I'm a bad person.
Bill: No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.
The Bride: Of course he did.
Bill: Why didn't you tell me?
The Bride: I don't know... because I'm a bad person.
Bill: No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.
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The Bride: Looked dead, didn't I? But I wasn't. But it wasn't from lack of trying, I can tell you that. Actually, Bill's last bullet put me in a coma - A coma I was to lie in for four years. When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as a 'roaring rampage of revenge.' I roared. And I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but I have only one more. The last one. The one I'm driving to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna kill Bill.
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[after Bill tells her not to kill The Bride]
Elle Driver: Thought that was pretty ****in' funny didn't you? Word of advice, ****head - don't you ever wake up.
Elle Driver: Thought that was pretty ****in' funny didn't you? Word of advice, ****head - don't you ever wake up.
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Elle Driver : [ into a phone ] Bill?
Budd : [ into a phone ] Wrong brother, you hateful bitch.
Elle Driver : Budd?
Budd : Bingo!
Elle Driver : And to what do I owe this dubious pleasure?
Budd : I just caught me a cowgirl that ain't never been caught.
Elle Driver : Did you kill her?
Budd : Well, not yet I ain't. I shot her full of rock salt. She's so gentle right now, I could perform her coup-de-grace with a rock. Anyhoo, guess what I'm holding in my hand right now.
Elle Driver : What?
Budd : A brand spankin' new Hattori Hanzo sword. And I'm here to tell you, Elle... that's what I call sharp.
Elle Driver : How much?
Budd : Well, that's hard to say, being that it's priceless and all.
Elle Driver : What's the terms?
Budd : Get your bony ass down here in the morning, with a million dollars in folding cash, and I'll give you the greatest sword ever made by man. How do you like the sound of that?
Elle Driver : Sounds like we got a deal. One condition.
Budd : What?
Elle Driver : She must suffer to her last breath.
Budd : Well, that little darlin', I can pretty much damn well guarantee.
Elle Driver : Then I'll see you in the morning... millionaire.
Budd : [ into a phone ] Wrong brother, you hateful bitch.
Elle Driver : Budd?
Budd : Bingo!
Elle Driver : And to what do I owe this dubious pleasure?
Budd : I just caught me a cowgirl that ain't never been caught.
Elle Driver : Did you kill her?
Budd : Well, not yet I ain't. I shot her full of rock salt. She's so gentle right now, I could perform her coup-de-grace with a rock. Anyhoo, guess what I'm holding in my hand right now.
Elle Driver : What?
Budd : A brand spankin' new Hattori Hanzo sword. And I'm here to tell you, Elle... that's what I call sharp.
Elle Driver : How much?
Budd : Well, that's hard to say, being that it's priceless and all.
Elle Driver : What's the terms?
Budd : Get your bony ass down here in the morning, with a million dollars in folding cash, and I'll give you the greatest sword ever made by man. How do you like the sound of that?
Elle Driver : Sounds like we got a deal. One condition.
Budd : What?
Elle Driver : She must suffer to her last breath.
Budd : Well, that little darlin', I can pretty much damn well guarantee.
Elle Driver : Then I'll see you in the morning... millionaire.
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[ after getting covered with tobacco juice during her fight with the Bride ]
Elle Driver : Gross.
Elle Driver : Gross.
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[ Esteban, an 80-year-old pimp, appraises The Bride ]
Esteban Vihaio : If I had met you 40 years ago, you would have been my Number One lady.
The Bride : Well, I'm flattered.
Esteban Vihaio : You goddamn better well be.
Esteban Vihaio : If I had met you 40 years ago, you would have been my Number One lady.
The Bride : Well, I'm flattered.
Esteban Vihaio : You goddamn better well be.
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Bill : Pai Mei taught you the five point palm-exploding heart technique?
The Bride : Of course he did.
Bill : Why didn't you tell me?
The Bride : I don't know... because I'm a bad person.
Bill : No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.
The Bride : Of course he did.
Bill : Why didn't you tell me?
The Bride : I don't know... because I'm a bad person.
Bill : No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.
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Bill : As you know, l'm quite keen on comic books. Especially the ones about superheroes. I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating. Take my favorite superhero, Superman. Not a great comic book. Not particularly well-drawn. But the mythology... The mythology is not only great, it's unique.
The Bride : [ who still has a needle in her leg ] How long does this shit take to go into effect?
Bill : About two minutes, just long enough for me to finish my point. Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He's weak... he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. Sorta like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plimpton.
The Bride : Aso. The point emerges.
Bill : You would've worn the costume of Arlene Plimpton. But you were born Beatrix Kiddo. And every morning when you woke up, you'd still be Beatrix Kiddo. Oh, you can take the needle out.
The Bride : [ does so ] Are you calling me a superhero?
Bill : I'm calling you a killer. A natural born killer. You always have been, and you always will be. Moving to El Paso, w
The Bride : [ who still has a needle in her leg ] How long does this shit take to go into effect?
Bill : About two minutes, just long enough for me to finish my point. Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He's weak... he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. Sorta like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plimpton.
The Bride : Aso. The point emerges.
Bill : You would've worn the costume of Arlene Plimpton. But you were born Beatrix Kiddo. And every morning when you woke up, you'd still be Beatrix Kiddo. Oh, you can take the needle out.
The Bride : [ does so ] Are you calling me a superhero?
Bill : I'm calling you a killer. A natural born killer. You always have been, and you always will be. Moving to El Paso, w
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Budd : Looky here, bitch, this is a can of Mace. Now, you're going underground tonight, and that's all there is to it. But, when I bury you, I was gonna bury you with this.
Budd : [ holds up a flashlight alongside the can of Mace ]
Budd : But if you're gonna act like a horse's ass, I'll spray this whole goddamn can... RIGHT IN YOUR EYEBALLS!
Budd : [ holds can of Mace right in front the Bride's right eye ]
Budd : I'll burn 'em out of your fuckin' head. Then you'll be blind, burnin', and buried alive. So what's it gonna be, sister?
The Bride : [ settles down and nods toward the flashlight ]
Budd : That's a wise decision.
Budd : [ holds up a flashlight alongside the can of Mace ]
Budd : But if you're gonna act like a horse's ass, I'll spray this whole goddamn can... RIGHT IN YOUR EYEBALLS!
Budd : [ holds can of Mace right in front the Bride's right eye ]
Budd : I'll burn 'em out of your fuckin' head. Then you'll be blind, burnin', and buried alive. So what's it gonna be, sister?
The Bride : [ settles down and nods toward the flashlight ]
Budd : That's a wise decision.
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The Bride : Did he teach you that?
Bill : No. He teaches no one the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique. Now, Kiddo, one of the things I always liked about you is you appear wise beyond your years. Then allow me to impart a word to the wise. Whatever - WHAT-EVER - Pai Mei says, obey. If you flash him, even for an instant, a defiant eye, he'll pluck it out. And if you throw any American sass his way, he will snap your back and your neck like they were twigs, and that will be the story of you.
Bill : No. He teaches no one the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique. Now, Kiddo, one of the things I always liked about you is you appear wise beyond your years. Then allow me to impart a word to the wise. Whatever - WHAT-EVER - Pai Mei says, obey. If you flash him, even for an instant, a defiant eye, he'll pluck it out. And if you throw any American sass his way, he will snap your back and your neck like they were twigs, and that will be the story of you.
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Bill : Mommy is still angry at Daddy.
B.B. : Why?
Bill : Well sweety, I love Mommy, but I did to Mommy what you did to Emilio.
B.B. : You stomped on Mommy?
Bill : Worse. I shot Mommy. Not pretend shoot, like we were just doing. I shot her for real.
B.B. : Why? Did you want to see what would happen?
Bill : No, I knew what would happen to Mommy if I shot her. What I didn't know is, when I shot Mommy, what would happen to me.
B.B. : What happened?
Bill : I was very sad. And that was when I learned, some things, once you do, they can never be undone.
B.B. : Why?
Bill : Well sweety, I love Mommy, but I did to Mommy what you did to Emilio.
B.B. : You stomped on Mommy?
Bill : Worse. I shot Mommy. Not pretend shoot, like we were just doing. I shot her for real.
B.B. : Why? Did you want to see what would happen?
Bill : No, I knew what would happen to Mommy if I shot her. What I didn't know is, when I shot Mommy, what would happen to me.
B.B. : What happened?
Bill : I was very sad. And that was when I learned, some things, once you do, they can never be undone.
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[ looking at the stone stairs to Pai Mei's home ]
Bill : Just seeing those steps again makes me ache. You're gonna have plenty of fun carrying buckets of water up and down that fucker.
Bill : Just seeing those steps again makes me ache. You're gonna have plenty of fun carrying buckets of water up and down that fucker.
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The Bride : [ on Pai Mei ] Why did he accept me?
Bill : Because he's a very, very, very old man. And like all rotten bastards, when they become old, they get lonely. Now this has no effect on their disposition, but it does teach them the value of company.
Bill : Because he's a very, very, very old man. And like all rotten bastards, when they become old, they get lonely. Now this has no effect on their disposition, but it does teach them the value of company.
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Pai Mei : [ punches through a block of wood from three inches away ] Since your arm now belongs to me, I want it strong. Can you do that?
The Bride : I can, but not that close.
Pai Mei : Then you can't do it. What if your enemy is three inches in front of you, what do you do then? Curl into a ball? Or do you put your fist through him?
The Bride : I can, but not that close.
Pai Mei : Then you can't do it. What if your enemy is three inches in front of you, what do you do then? Curl into a ball? Or do you put your fist through him?
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Pai Mei : [ in Mandarin; subtitled ] It's the wood that should fear your hand, not the other way around. No wonder you can't do it, you acquiesce to defeat before you even begin.
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Budd : So, which "R" you filled with?
Elle Driver : What?
Budd : They say the number one killer of old people is retirement. People got 'em a job to do, they tend to live a little longer so they can do it. I've always figured warriors and their enemies share the same relationship. So, now you ain't gonna hafta face your enemy on the battlefield no more, which "R" are you filled with: Relief or Regret?
Elle Driver : A little bit of both.
Budd : Bullshit. I'm sure you do feel a little bit of both. But I know damn well you feel one more than you feel the other. The question was, which one?
Elle Driver : Regret.
Elle Driver : What?
Budd : They say the number one killer of old people is retirement. People got 'em a job to do, they tend to live a little longer so they can do it. I've always figured warriors and their enemies share the same relationship. So, now you ain't gonna hafta face your enemy on the battlefield no more, which "R" are you filled with: Relief or Regret?
Elle Driver : A little bit of both.
Budd : Bullshit. I'm sure you do feel a little bit of both. But I know damn well you feel one more than you feel the other. The question was, which one?
Elle Driver : Regret.
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Budd : You gotta hand it to the old girl. I never saw nobody buffalo Bill the way she buffaloed Bill. Bill used to think she was so damn smart. I tried to tell him... "Bill, she's just smart for a blonde."
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Elle Driver : [ to Budd, as he is dying ] Now in these last agonizing minutes of life you have left, let me answer the question you asked earlier more thoroughly. Right at this moment, the biggest "R" I feel is Regret. Regret that maybe the greatest warrior I have ever known, met her end at the hands of a bushwhackin, scrub, alky piece of shit like you. That woman deserved better.
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Bill : I suppose the traditional way to conclude this is, we cross Hanzo swords. Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very own private beach. And this private beach just so happens to look particularly beautiful bathed in moonlight. And there just so happens to be a full moon out tonight. So, swordfighter, if you want to sword fight, that's where I suggest. But if you wanna be old school about it - and you know I'm all about old school - then we can wait till dawn, and slice each other up at sunrise, like a couple real-life, honest-to-goodness samurais.
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Esteban Vihaio : [ after telling the Bride where Bill is ] Bill is like a son to me. You know why I help you?
The Bride : No.
Esteban Vihaio : He would want me to.
The Bride : Now that I don't believe.
Esteban Vihaio : How else is he going to see you again?
The Bride : No.
Esteban Vihaio : He would want me to.
The Bride : Now that I don't believe.
Esteban Vihaio : How else is he going to see you again?
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Esteban Vihaio : I must warn you, young lady, I am susceptible to flattery.
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[ his opinion of Tommy ]
Bill : When I first saw him... I like his hair.
The Bride : You promised you'd be nice.
Bill : No, I said I'd do my best. That's hardly a promise.
Bill : When I first saw him... I like his hair.
The Bride : You promised you'd be nice.
Bill : No, I said I'd do my best. That's hardly a promise.
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The Bride : You any good with that shotgun?
Karen Kim : Not that I have to be at this range, but I'm a fucking surgeon with this shotgun.
The Bride : Well, guess what, bitch? I'm better than Annie Oakley and I've got you right in my sights, so let's talk.
Karen Kim : Not that I have to be at this range, but I'm a fucking surgeon with this shotgun.
The Bride : Well, guess what, bitch? I'm better than Annie Oakley and I've got you right in my sights, so let's talk.
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The Bride : I was wondering, just between us girls, what did you say to Pai Mei for him to snatch out your eye?
Elle Driver : [ flashback showing Pai Mei snatching out Elle's eye ] I called him a miserable old fool.
The Bride : Ooh, bad idea.
Elle Driver : You know what I did? I killed that miserable old fool. [ the Bride gasps as they show a flashback of Pai Mei gagging from the poison Elle put in his food ]
Elle Driver : [ flashback ] How do you like the fishheads you miserable old fool? [ Present ]
Elle Driver : I poisoned his fishheads.
Pai Mei : Elle, you treacherous dog. I give you my word...
Elle Driver : And I told him, "To me the word of an old fool like you is worth less than nothing." [ Pai Mei keels over and dies, as Elle starts laughing ]
Elle Driver : [ flashback showing Pai Mei snatching out Elle's eye ] I called him a miserable old fool.
The Bride : Ooh, bad idea.
Elle Driver : You know what I did? I killed that miserable old fool. [ the Bride gasps as they show a flashback of Pai Mei gagging from the poison Elle put in his food ]
Elle Driver : [ flashback ] How do you like the fishheads you miserable old fool? [ Present ]
Elle Driver : I poisoned his fishheads.
Pai Mei : Elle, you treacherous dog. I give you my word...
Elle Driver : And I told him, "To me the word of an old fool like you is worth less than nothing." [ Pai Mei keels over and dies, as Elle starts laughing ]
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