Kill Bill - Vol. 2 Quotes

Bill : I was just admiring your sword. Quite a piece of work. Speaking of which, how is Hanzo-san?
The Bride : He's good.
Bill : Has his sushi gotten any better?
The Bride : [ shakes her head ]
Bill : You know, I couldn't believe it. You got him to make you a sword.
The Bride : It was easy. I just dropped your name, Bill.
Bill : [ chuckles ] That'd do it.

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[ after the Bride convinces Karen Kim not to kill her because she's pregnant, Karen backs out of the room holding a shotgun on her, then looks through the hole she blasted in the door ]
Karen Kim : Congratulations. [ runs ]

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Elle Driver : Bill tells me you had a Hanzo sword once.
Budd : Yeah.
Elle Driver : [ examining the Bride's sword ] How does this one compare to that one?
Budd : If you're gonna compare a Hanzo sword, you compare it to every other sword ever made... that wasn't made by Hattori Hanzo.

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Pai Mei : [ to the Bride ] If you want to eat like a dog, you can live and sleep outside like a dog. If you want to live and sleep like a human, pick up those sticks!

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Pai Mei : [ in Mandarin ] Do you believe you are my match?
The Bride : No.
Pai Mei : Are you aware I kill at will?
The Bride : Yes.
Pai Mei : Is it your wish to die?
The Bride : No.
Pai Mei : Then you must be stupid... so stupid.

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Larry Gomez : The hat. That fucking hat. How many times did I tell you not to wear that fucking hat?
Budd : Customers wear hats.
Larry Gomez : I'm not the boss of the customers, but I'm the boss of you, and I'm telling you to keep that shit kicker hat at home.

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Reverend Harmony : Rufus... he's the man.
Reverend Harmony : [ to Rufus ] Who was that you used to play for?
Rufus : Rufus Thomas.
Reverend Harmony : Rufus Thomas...
Reverend Harmony : [ to Bride ] Rufus Thomas.
Rufus : I was a Drell. I was a Drifter. I was a Coaster. I was part of The Gang. I was a Bar-Kay... If they come through Texas, I done played with them.
Reverend Harmony : Rufus... He's the man.

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Final Title Card : The lioness has rejoined her cub, and all is right in the jungle.

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[ first lines ]
Bill : Do you find me sadistic? You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. At this moment, this is me at my most masochistic.
The Bride : Bill, it's your baby.

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[ last lines ]
a crew member : Ok, mark it. And action. [ man screams in pain ]
a crew member : Cut.
The Bride : Oh, come on, let's do it again. [ a crew member laughs ]

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Jay : You're late again. Budd, can't you tell time?
Budd : There ain't nobody in here, man.
Larry Gomez : [ voice; offscreen ] Hey, Jay! Is Budd out there?
Jay : [ yells ] Yeah.
Larry Gomez : Tell him to get his fucking ass in here!
Jay : Okay! [ to Budd ]
Jay : Budd, Larry'd like a word with you.

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Elle Driver : "Gargantuan". You know, I've always liked that word "gargantuan", I so rarely have the opportunity to use it in a sentence.

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Elle Driver : Hmm, I'm sorry, Budd. That was rude of me, wasn't it? Budd, I'd like to introduce my friend, the black mamba. Black mamba, this is Budd.

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The Bride : Do I look pretty?
Bill : Oh, yes.
The Bride : Thank you.

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Budd : I'm a bouncer in a titty bar, Bill. If she wants to fight me, all she gotta do is come down to the Club, start some shit, and we'll be in a fight.
Bill : I know we haven't spoken for quite some time, and the last time we spoke wasn't the most pleasant. But you need to get over being mad at me, and start becoming afraid of... [ beep ]
Bill : -because she is coming, and she's coming to kill you. And unless you accept my assistance, I have no doubt she will succeed.

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Bill : He'll accept you as his student.
The Bride : Caught him in a good mood, aye?
Bill : More like a sadistic one. Just seeing those steps again makes me ache. You're gonna have plenty of fun carrying buckets of water up and down that fucker.
The Bride : Why did he accept me?
Bill : Because he's a very very very old man. And like all rotten bastards, when they get old, they become lonely. Not that that has any effect on their disposition. But they do learn the value of company.
The Bride : When will I see you again?
Bill : That's the title of my favorite soul song of the Seventies.
The Bride : What?
Bill : Nothing. When he tells me you're done.
The Bride : When do you think that might be?
Bill : That my dearest, all depends on you. Now remember, no backtalk, no sarcasm. Least not for the first year. You're going to have to let him warm up for you. He hates Caucasians, despises Americans, and has nothing but contempt for women, so in your case, that may take a little while. Adios.

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