Kill Bill - Vol. 2 Quotes
Budd : That woman deserves her revenge... and we deserve to die. [ laughs ]
Budd : But then again, so does she. So I guess we'll just see, won't we?
Budd : But then again, so does she. So I guess we'll just see, won't we?
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The Bride : You and I have unfinished business.
Bill : Baby, you ain't kidding.
Bill : Baby, you ain't kidding.
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Bill : Anyhow, they all fell under her Hanzo sword.
Budd : She's got a Hanzo sword?
Bill : He made one for her.
Budd : Didn't he swear a blood oath to never make another sword?
Bill : It would appear he has broken it.
Budd : Them Japs sure know how to hold a grudge. [ laughs ]
Budd : Or maybe... you just tend to bring that out in people.
Budd : She's got a Hanzo sword?
Bill : He made one for her.
Budd : Didn't he swear a blood oath to never make another sword?
Bill : It would appear he has broken it.
Budd : Them Japs sure know how to hold a grudge. [ laughs ]
Budd : Or maybe... you just tend to bring that out in people.
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The Bride : You know, five years ago, if I had to make a list of impossible things that would never happen, you performing a coup de grace on me, by busting a cap in my crown, would have been right at the top of the list. But I'd be wrong, wouldn't I?
Bill : [ slightly drunk ] ... I'm sorry, was that a question? Of impossible things that could never happen, in this case, yes, you would have been wrong.
The Bride : Well?
Bill : When you didn't come back, I naturally assumed that Lisa Wong or somebody else had killed you. Oh, and for the record, letting someone think that someone they love is dead when they're not is quite cruel. I mourned you for three months. And in the third month of mourning you, I tracked you down. Now, I wasn't trying to track you down. I was trying to track down the fucking assholes who I thought killed you. So, I find you. And what do I find? Not only are you not dead, you're getting married, to some fucking jerk, and you're pregnant. I... overreacted. [ long pause ]
The Bride : You overreacted?
Bill : [ slightly drunk ] ... I'm sorry, was that a question? Of impossible things that could never happen, in this case, yes, you would have been wrong.
The Bride : Well?
Bill : When you didn't come back, I naturally assumed that Lisa Wong or somebody else had killed you. Oh, and for the record, letting someone think that someone they love is dead when they're not is quite cruel. I mourned you for three months. And in the third month of mourning you, I tracked you down. Now, I wasn't trying to track you down. I was trying to track down the fucking assholes who I thought killed you. So, I find you. And what do I find? Not only are you not dead, you're getting married, to some fucking jerk, and you're pregnant. I... overreacted. [ long pause ]
The Bride : You overreacted?
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[ after entering a cafe, covered head to toe in dirt ]
The Bride : May I have a glass of water, please?
The Bride : May I have a glass of water, please?
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The Bride : [ to the viewers ] Looked dead, didn't I? But I wasn't. But it wasn't from lack of trying, I can tell you that. Actually, Bill's last bullet put me in a coma. A coma I was to lie in for four years. When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as a 'roaring rampage of revenge.' I roared. And I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but I have only one more. The last one. The one I'm driving to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna kill Bill.
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[ as the Deadly Vipers enter the chapel ]
Reverend Harmony : What the hell?
Reverend Harmony : What the hell?
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Bill : Now... When it comes to you, and us, I have a few unanswered questions. So, before this tale of bloody revenge reaches its climax, I'm going to ask you some questions, and I want you to tell me the truth. However, therein lies a dilemma. Because, when it comes to the subject of me, I believe you are truly and utterly incapable of telling the truth, especially to me, and least of all, to yourself. And, when it comes to the subject of me, I am truly and utterly incapable of believing anything you say.
The Bride : How do you suppose we solve this dilemma?
Bill : Well, it just so happens I have a solution. [ he shoots The Bride with a dart filled with Truth Serum ]
Bill : Gotcha!
The Bride : Goddamn! What the fuck did you just shoot me with?
Bill : My greatest invention. Or at least, my favorite one. [ she reaches for the dart ]
Bill : Don't touch it, or I'll stick another one right in your cheek.
The Bride : How do you suppose we solve this dilemma?
Bill : Well, it just so happens I have a solution. [ he shoots The Bride with a dart filled with Truth Serum ]
Bill : Gotcha!
The Bride : Goddamn! What the fuck did you just shoot me with?
Bill : My greatest invention. Or at least, my favorite one. [ she reaches for the dart ]
Bill : Don't touch it, or I'll stick another one right in your cheek.
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The Bride : You "overreacted"? Is that your explanation?
Bill : I didn't say I was going to explain myself. I said I was going to tell you the truth. But if that's too cryptic, let's get literal. I'm a killer. A murdering bastard, you know that. And there are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard. You experienced some of them.
Bill : I didn't say I was going to explain myself. I said I was going to tell you the truth. But if that's too cryptic, let's get literal. I'm a killer. A murdering bastard, you know that. And there are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard. You experienced some of them.
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Elle Driver : The venom of a black mamba can kill a human in four hours, if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb. However, a bite to the face or torso can bring death from paralysis within 20 minutes. Now, you should listen to this, 'cause this concerns you. The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite can be gargantuan. You know, I've always liked that word... "gargantuan"... so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence. If not treated quickly with antivenom, 10 to 15 milligrams can be fatal to human beings. However, the black mamba can deliver as much as 100 to 400 milligrams of venom from a single bite.
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[ holding the Bride in an armlock ]
Pai Mei : It's my arm now, I'll do what I want with it.
Pai Mei : It's my arm now, I'll do what I want with it.
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Elle Driver : That's right. I killed your master. And now I'm gonna kill you too, with your own sword, no less, which in the very immediate future, will become... my sword.
The Bride : Bitch, you don't have a future.
The Bride : Bitch, you don't have a future.
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[ the Bride sees B.B. for the first time ]
B.B. : Freeze, Mommy!
Bill : Bang bang! [ pretends to be shot ]
Bill : Oh! She got us, B.B. I'm dying.
B.B. : Oh, I'm dying, I'm dying...
Bill : Fall down, sweetheart. Mommy shot you. [ both fall down and pretend to die ]
Bill : [ in a narrative tone ] But little did Quick-Draw Kiddo know that little B.B. was only playing possum, due to the fact that she was impervious to bullets.
B.B. : [ sits up ] I am pervious to bullets, Mommy.
Bill : Hey, get back down there. You're playing possum. [ in a narrative tone ]
Bill : So, as the smirking killer approached what she thought was a bullet-ridden corpse, that's when little B.B. fired! [ B.B. gets up and pretends to shoot the Bride ]
B.B. : Bang bang!
Bill : You're dead, Mommy... so die. [ the Bride is still shocked ]
Bill : B.B. [ comes out of it and acts out a huge death scene ]
The Bride : Oh, B.B., you got me. I should have known... you are the best. [ collapses to the ground and pretends to die ]
B.B. : Oh, Mommy, don't die. I was just playing.
The Bride : I know.
B.B. : Freeze, Mommy!
Bill : Bang bang! [ pretends to be shot ]
Bill : Oh! She got us, B.B. I'm dying.
B.B. : Oh, I'm dying, I'm dying...
Bill : Fall down, sweetheart. Mommy shot you. [ both fall down and pretend to die ]
Bill : [ in a narrative tone ] But little did Quick-Draw Kiddo know that little B.B. was only playing possum, due to the fact that she was impervious to bullets.
B.B. : [ sits up ] I am pervious to bullets, Mommy.
Bill : Hey, get back down there. You're playing possum. [ in a narrative tone ]
Bill : So, as the smirking killer approached what she thought was a bullet-ridden corpse, that's when little B.B. fired! [ B.B. gets up and pretends to shoot the Bride ]
B.B. : Bang bang!
Bill : You're dead, Mommy... so die. [ the Bride is still shocked ]
Bill : B.B. [ comes out of it and acts out a huge death scene ]
The Bride : Oh, B.B., you got me. I should have known... you are the best. [ collapses to the ground and pretends to die ]
B.B. : Oh, Mommy, don't die. I was just playing.
The Bride : I know.
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The Bride : When will I see you again?
Bill : You know, that's the name of my favorite soul song from the '70s.
Bill : You know, that's the name of my favorite soul song from the '70s.
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Bill : What lies within that dart, just begging to course its way through your veins, is a potent and quite infallible truth serum. I call it "The Undisputed Truth." Twice as strong as sodium penethol, with none of the druggie after-effect. Oh, except for a slight wave of euphoria. Can you feel it?
The Bride : Euphoria?
Bill : Yeah.
The Bride : No.
Bill : Too bad.
The Bride : Euphoria?
Bill : Yeah.
The Bride : No.
Bill : Too bad.
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Budd : Larry, there ain't nobody out there!
Larry Gomez : [ strung-out tone ] "There ain't nobody out there... Larry." What's your point? That you're not needed here?
Budd : My point is, I'm the bouncer... and there ain't nobody out there to bounce!
Larry Gomez : You're saying that the reason... that you're not doing the job... that I'm... paying you to do... is, that you don't have a job to do? Is that what you're saying? What are you trying to convince me of, exactly? That you're as useless as an asshole right here? Well guess what, Buddy. I think, you just fucking convinced me!
Larry Gomez : [ strung-out tone ] "There ain't nobody out there... Larry." What's your point? That you're not needed here?
Budd : My point is, I'm the bouncer... and there ain't nobody out there to bounce!
Larry Gomez : You're saying that the reason... that you're not doing the job... that I'm... paying you to do... is, that you don't have a job to do? Is that what you're saying? What are you trying to convince me of, exactly? That you're as useless as an asshole right here? Well guess what, Buddy. I think, you just fucking convinced me!
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The Bride : [ reading the inscription on Budd's Hanzo sword ] To my brother Budd, the only man I ever loved, Bill.
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Pai Mei : [ in Madarin; subtitled ] From here you can get an excellent view of my foot.
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The Bride : What are you doing here?
Bill : What am I doing? A moment ago, I was playin' my flute. But this moment, I'm looking at the most beautiful bride these old eyes have ever seen.
The Bride : Why are you here?
Bill : Last look.
The Bride : Are you going to be nice?
Bill : I've never been nice my whole life, but I'll do my best... to be sweet.
Bill : What am I doing? A moment ago, I was playin' my flute. But this moment, I'm looking at the most beautiful bride these old eyes have ever seen.
The Bride : Why are you here?
Bill : Last look.
The Bride : Are you going to be nice?
Bill : I've never been nice my whole life, but I'll do my best... to be sweet.
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Elle Driver : She put a Black Mamba in his camper. [ pause ]
Elle Driver : I got her, sweety. [ pause ]
Elle Driver : She's dead. [ pause ]
Elle Driver : Let me put it this way. If you ever start feeling sentimental, go to Barstow, California. When you get here, walk into a florist and buy a bunch of flowers. Then you take those flowers to Huntington cemetery on Fuller and Guadalupe, look for the headstone marked Paula Schultz, then lay them on the grave. Because you will be standing at the final resting place of BEATRIX KIDDO.
Elle Driver : I got her, sweety. [ pause ]
Elle Driver : She's dead. [ pause ]
Elle Driver : Let me put it this way. If you ever start feeling sentimental, go to Barstow, California. When you get here, walk into a florist and buy a bunch of flowers. Then you take those flowers to Huntington cemetery on Fuller and Guadalupe, look for the headstone marked Paula Schultz, then lay them on the grave. Because you will be standing at the final resting place of BEATRIX KIDDO.
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Bill : You hocked a Hattori Hanzon Sword?
Budd : Yep.
Bill : It was priceless.
Budd : Well, not in El Paso, it ain't. In El Paso I got me $250 for it.
Budd : Yep.
Bill : It was priceless.
Budd : Well, not in El Paso, it ain't. In El Paso I got me $250 for it.
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Budd : You're telling me she cut through eighty-eight bodyguards before she got to O-Ren?
Bill : Nah, there weren't really eighty-eight of them. They just called themselves "The Crazy 88."
Budd : How come?
Bill : I don't know. I guess they thought it sounded cool.
Bill : Nah, there weren't really eighty-eight of them. They just called themselves "The Crazy 88."
Budd : How come?
Bill : I don't know. I guess they thought it sounded cool.
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Bill : Once upon a time in China, some believe, around the year one double-aught three, head priest of the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei, was walking down the road, contemplating whatever it is that a man of Pai Mei's infinite power contemplates - which is another way of saying "who knows?" - when a Shaolin monk appeared, traveling in the opposite direction. As the monk and the priest crossed paths, Pai Mei, in a practically unfathomable display of generosity, gave the monk the slightest of nods. The nod was not returned. Now was it the intention of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei? Or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture? The motives of the monk remain unknown. What is known, are the consequences. The next morning Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin Temple and demanded of the Temple's head abbot that he offer Pai Mei his neck to repay the insult. The Abbot at first tried to console Pai Mei, only to find Pai Mei was inconsolable. So began the massacre of the Shaolin Temple and all sixty of the monks inside at the fists of the White Lotus. And so began the legend of Pai Mei's five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique.
The Bride : And what, pray tell, is the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique?
Bill : Quite simply, the deadliest blow in all of martial arts. He hits you with his fingertips at five different pressure points on your body. And then he lets you walk away. But after you've taken five steps, your heart explodes inside your body, and you fall to the floor, dead.
The Bride : And what, pray tell, is the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique?
Bill : Quite simply, the deadliest blow in all of martial arts. He hits you with his fingertips at five different pressure points on your body. And then he lets you walk away. But after you've taken five steps, your heart explodes inside your body, and you fall to the floor, dead.
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[ Elle and The Bride each have a sword in hand ]
Elle Driver : What's that?
The Bride : Budd's Hanzo sword.
Elle Driver : He said he pawned it.
The Bride : Guess that makes him a liar, don't it?
Elle Driver : What's that?
The Bride : Budd's Hanzo sword.
Elle Driver : He said he pawned it.
The Bride : Guess that makes him a liar, don't it?
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The Bride : [ Describing her pregnancy to Bill ] Before that strip turned blue, I was a woman. I was your woman. I was a killer who killed for you. Before that strip turned blue, I would have jumped a motorcycle onto a speeding train... for you. But once that strip turned blue, I could no longer do any of those things. Not anymore. Because I was going to be a mother. Can you understand that?
Bill : Yes. But why didn't you tell me then instead of now?
The Bride : Because once I would have told you, you'd claim her, and I didn't want that.
Bill : Not your decision to make.
The Bride : Yes, but it was the right decision and I made it for my daughter. She deserved to be born with a clean slate. But with you, she would have been born in a world she shouldn't have. I had to choose... I chose her.
Bill : Yes. But why didn't you tell me then instead of now?
The Bride : Because once I would have told you, you'd claim her, and I didn't want that.
Bill : Not your decision to make.
The Bride : Yes, but it was the right decision and I made it for my daughter. She deserved to be born with a clean slate. But with you, she would have been born in a world she shouldn't have. I had to choose... I chose her.
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Bill : [ the Bride lunges for Bill's sword, Bill draws a gun and shoots, barely missing her ] Now if you don't settle down, I'm gonna have to put one in your kneecap. And I hear tell that's a very painful place to get shot in. [ he suddenly fires again, hitting a fruit bowl and splattering the Bride, making her jump ]
Bill : Ha ha ha! I'm just fucking with you.
Bill : Ha ha ha! I'm just fucking with you.
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Esteban Vihaio : Bill shot you in the head, no?
The Bride : Yes.
Esteban Vihaio : I would've been much nicer. I would've just cut your face.
The Bride : Yes.
Esteban Vihaio : I would've been much nicer. I would've just cut your face.
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B.B : [ affectionately ] Did you dream of me, Mommy? I dreamed of you.
The Bride : [ crying ] Every single night, baby.
The Bride : [ crying ] Every single night, baby.
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Bill : [ after the Bride asks Bill when she will see him again ] When he tells me your done.
The Bride : When do you think that might be?
Bill : That, my dearest, depends entirely on you. Now remember, no sarcasm, no back talk. At least, not for the first year or so. You're gonna have to let him warm up to you. He hates Caucasians, despises Americans, and has nothing but contempt for women. So in your case... it might take a little while. Adiós.
The Bride : When do you think that might be?
Bill : That, my dearest, depends entirely on you. Now remember, no sarcasm, no back talk. At least, not for the first year or so. You're gonna have to let him warm up to you. He hates Caucasians, despises Americans, and has nothing but contempt for women. So in your case... it might take a little while. Adiós.
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