An Audience with Joan Rivers Quotes

[reading a list of celebrities who couldn't make it that night]
Joan Rivers: Paris Hilton - she's doing a new reality show: I'm a Celebrity, Get Him Out of Me... Joan Collins - she's at the British museum being carbon dated, I understand that. Oh, come on, She's very young Please! I remember when that ***** was older than I was! No, but I gotta lot of respect for her. I love women who wear wigs and then a hat on top.

TV Show: An Audience with Joan Rivers