Moron Movies (V) Quotes

Airline Pilot: We're cruisin' at six hundred miles an hour... at... an allytude of three inches. In case you're interested I was last in my class at fight school. Hahaha!

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Len Cella: People with fat necks are impossible to strangle.

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Len Cella: Never trust a man wearing a ski mask in a steam bath.

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Len Cella: You're ugly if you have to lift your nose to eat.

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Len Cella: Surgeons who advertise in comic books are probably not quality physicians.

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Len Cella: Grow a few warts and you'll never get punched; nobody wants to punch a wart.

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