Alice in Wonderland Quotes

Alice in Wonderland

Nineteen-year-old Alice returns to the magical world from her childhood adventure, where she reunites with her old friends and learns of her true destiny: to end the Red Queen's reign of terror.


PG | 1h 48min | Adventure, Family, Fantasy | 5 March 2010 (USA)

Alice: [reading] 'Twas brillig and the slithy toves. Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogroves, And the mome raths outgrabe. Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun the frumious Bandersnatch!

TV Show: Alice in Wonderland
Alice: Oh Tiger Lily, I wish you could talk so you could tell me how to get out of this wood.
Tiger Lily: I can talk, when there's anybody worth talking to!

TV Show: Alice in Wonderland
Alice Kingsley: It's only a dream...

Movie: Alice in Wonderland
Bird in the Tree: A serpent! Help! Help! Serpent! Serpeeent!
Alice: But please! Please!
Bird in the Tree: Off with you! Shoo! Shoo! Help! Serpent!
Alice: I'm not a serpent.
Bird in the Tree: You're not? Then just what are you?
Alice: I'm just a little girl.
Bird in the Tree: Little? Little? [Laughs]
Alice: Well, I am... I mean, I was.
Bird in the Tree: And I suppose you don't like eggs, either?
Alice: Yes, I like eggs, but...
Bird in the Tree: Aha! I knew it! I knew it! A serpent! Serpent! Serpeeeent!
Alice: Oh, for goodness sake!

Movie: Alice in Wonderland
Dodo: I say, you'll never get dry that way.
Alice: Get dry?
Dodo: Have to run with the others. First rule of a caucus race, you know.

Movie: Alice in Wonderland
March Hare: Why don't you start at the begining?
Mad Hatter: Yes and when you reach the end... Stop.

Movie: Alice in Wonderland
Mock Turtle: The master was an old turtle. We used to call him Tortoise.
Alice: Why did you call him Tortoise if he wasn't one?
Mock Turtle: We called him Tortoise because he taught us!

TV Show: Alice in Wonderland
Tweedle Dum: If you think we're waxworks, you ought to pay, you know.
Tweedle Dee: Contrarywise, if you think we're alive you ought to speak to us.
Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum: That's logic.

Movie: Alice in Wonderland
[Alice bangs on the door to the Duchess's palace]
Fishface Footman: It's no good your knocking like that.
Alice: Why not?
Fishface Footman: Two good reasons. One: because I'm on the same side of the door as you.
Alice: Oh, yes...
Fishface Footman: Two: they're making so much noise inside no one can hear you.

Movie: Alice in Wonderland