Just Married Quotes

Mr. Leezak: Gonna tell me what your chewin' on?
Tom: I just don't know if love is enough anymore.
Mr. Leezak: What do you mean, enough?
Tom: I mean... Even if Sarah and I do love each other... maybe we did need more time to get to know each other.
Mr. Leezak: So... [clears throat]
Mr. Leezak: what your saying here is... you had a couple of bad days in Europe and... it's over. Time to grow up, Tommy.
Tom: Hmm?
Mr. Leezak: Some days your mother and me loved each other. Other days we had to work at it. You never see the hard days in a photo album... but those are the ones that get you from one happy snapshot to the next. I'm sorry your honeymoon stunk but that's what you got dealt. Now you gotta work through it. Sarah doesn't need a guy with a fat wallet to make her happy. I saw how you love this girl. How you two lit each other up. She doesn't need anymore security than that.
Tom: Thanks, dad.

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Sarah: [crying on wedding night] Tomorrow my parents are going to know I'm not a virgin anymore!
Tom: You haven't been a virgin since college.
Sarah: Yeah, but tomorrow they're going to know for sure.

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Sarah: [to customs agent] No, but my husband does have two pounds of hash in his rectum.

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Sarah: Tom, have you ever not told me something cause you were afraid of how I would react? Like have you ever not told me the truth about anything?
Tom: Like when I told you I liked your brother?
Sarah: This is serious Tom.
Tom: I am serious, I really don't like him.

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Tom: We haven't had sex once since we got married! And I'm- [Sarah starts laughing]
Tom: -why are you laughing? I'm concerned!

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Tom: I just hope that... I can be... all that I can... be... in this... family...

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