Babys Day Out Quotes

Gilbertine: Nanny Gilbertine is so sick of the Boo-boo book she could just gag... [baby Bink starts to giggle]

Movie: Babys Day Out
[the villains have returned to their apartment house after chasing Baby Bink all day long]
Norby: Hey, Eddie, you sure you don't want to go check if they have left the money?
Eddie: Oh, that's a good idea. We get the living hell torn out of us by a Baby! Three fully grown men versus 15 pounds of pink flesh with a mouth! Now, what chance do you think we have than strolling into that alley and coming out with anything less than 140 years in prison? No, thank you! This is a hexed situation, we walk away while we'll still ahead.
Veeko: We took a licking and kept on ticking.
Eddie: We go back to banks. Dealing with grownups, and I want no kiddie stuff.
Norby: We did all right with banks.
Veeko: Or a convenient once in a while, keeps things interesting.
Eddie: Well, you know one thing I learned from this: I ain't never gonna have any kids of my own.
Norby: Ha, Yeah! Seeing as you burnt down the only tree in your forest, I ain't worrying about that. [Norby and Veeko laugh, and give each other high-fives]
Eddie: Why don't you shut up? I don't ever wanna hear another word about that rotten, snake-bit Baby! [Baby Bink's giggle is heard from the microphone outside]

Movie: Babys Day Out
[Eddie's pants were on fire, and Veeko stomped on the fire to put it out]
Veeko: That's how you put out campfires.
Eddie: Is that... a fact?
Veeko: Used to do it in boy scouts.
Eddie: You toasted your marshmallows... over a pile of flaming GONADS?
Veeko: We usually used logs.

Movie: Babys Day Out