Judge Roy Bean Quotes

Lily Langtry: [Lily notices her portrait behind the bar] Is that a bullet hole through my heart? Tector Crites (Jackson gang: Yes it is, ma'am. They was wild men in those days.
Lily Langtry: Who did it? Tector Crites (Jackson gang: Snake River Rufus Krile did that, I believe.
Lily Langtry: What became of him? Tector Crites (Jackson gang: Judge shot him. Dead. Dead, dead. Then he fined him for some other crimes. And then later we hanged him.
Lily Langtry: Most appropriate.

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Rev. Mr. LaSalle: I will read over the dead now. My Bible, please. Mister, uh...
Judge Roy Bean: Bean.
Rev. Mr. LaSalle: Bean?
Judge Roy Bean: Roy Bean. Judge Roy Bean. I am the law in this area.
Rev. Mr. LaSalle: What has qualified you as such?
Judge Roy Bean: I know the law. And I have spent my entire life in its flagrant disregard. But I had never killed a man before. Oh, I had shot at some... in self-defense or blind fright, but I never hit anyone. So God must have directed my bullets. Why, he even sent an angel to deliver this weapon [gun]
Judge Roy Bean: .
Rev. Mr. LaSalle: Just how do you intend to dispense this law?
Judge Roy Bean: With this [gun]
Judge Roy Bean: and a rope.
Rev. Mr. LaSalle: And will you rely again on the grace of God?
Judge Roy Bean: Well, I intend to [gun]
Judge Roy Bean: practice and give Him some help. Get on with the reading.

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Someone in crowd: Who are you?
Judge Roy Bean: Justice, you sons of *****es!

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[Judge Bean has found a railroad man guilty of shooting cattle]
Judge Roy Bean: You better teach your boys the difference between deers and steers.

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