The Honey-Mousers Quotes

Ralph Crumden: Well, Alice, How do you like it?
Alice Crumden: What is it?
Ralph Crumden: No doubt you have heard of the Trojan Horse? He-he-hey! Well this here is a Trojan Dog.
Ned Morton: Yeah. Beware of French poodles bearing gifts, huh, Ralph? Ha-ha-ha!
Ralph Crumden: Morton, you are a mental case.

Movie: The Honey-Mousers