Josh and S.A.M. Quotes

Curtis: Did Josh really kill a guy?
Sam Whitney: Dad is trying to cover for him, but I saw him. He beat him over the head with a pool stick he was so mad.
Leon: What was he so mad about?
Sam Whitney: The guy called him a homo.

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Jean Claude: Hello, children! It was nice to meet you, now go away.

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Josh Nichols: T-R-L! Baby!

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Josh Whitney: I just saw Jean Pierre on 60 Minutes confessing everything. He was in the shadows but I could tell by those big lips of his.

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[after Josh tells Sam to bite on a piece of tin foil]
Sam Whitney: OW!
Josh Whitney: Oh God, Sam, you're activated.

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