Coneheads Quotes

Beldar Conehead: When the High Master hears of this he will surely cut off my plargh and hand it to me.

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Beldar Conehead: If, for some reason your life functions ceased, my most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I would live in the dark. I would never get out of my slar phase or clean myself. My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel, and I would die, miserable and lonely. The stench would be great.

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Dr. Rudolph, Dentist: Hello Mr. Sick-o.
Beldar Conehead: DeChicco, my name is DeChicco.

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Fire Marshal: Pretty cheap, Conehead.

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Highmaster: Let it be written... are you writing this?

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