Jackass Quotes

Bam Margera: [after the Yak Charge] That couldn't have gone any better. I didn't know Knoxville could do back flips.

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Dave England: Oh God! Oh... Oh... Oh God!... my ass hurts so ****ing bad!

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Interviewer: What does the smoke do?
Norm the Beekeeper: Well, the smoke disorganizes and confuses the bees.
Interviewer: Now, if we were to blow the smoke on Mr. Knoxville, would it confuse him?

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Johnny Knoxville: Rectal bleeding... another first for Jackass.

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[Johnny is arguing with a parrot]
Johnny Knoxville: Don't tell me to **** off, say Jackass.

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[opening line]
Johnny Knoxville: Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass!

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