Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Quotes

Jake Spankenheimer: You saw it, didn't you, Grandpa?
Grandpa Spankenheimer: I'm sorry, did you say something? I was too busy watching Grandma get hit by Santa's sleigh. What a sight, sleigh comes out of nowhere, Grandma takes a header into the snowbank, sleigh vanishes, like the Ghost of Christmas Past.
Cousin Mel: And that's what's known as an advanced case of Santa-Claus-is-real syndrome.

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