Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Quotes

Indiana Jones: [Being tied up together] We gotta get free, dad. We've gotts get to Marcus before the Nazis do.
Professor Henry Jones: I thought that Marcus had a 2 day head start, and would vanish, disappear.
Indiana Jones: No. I made that up. C'mon dad, you know Marcus he got lost in one of his own museums one time. Dad, can you reach into my left pocket?
Professor Henry Jones: What will I find?
Indiana Jones: [Sarcastically] A lucky charm.
Professor Henry Jones: [Reaches into Indy's left jacket pocket] Feels like a cigarette lighter.
Indiana Jones: Use it to burn the ropes. [Then Henry lights thew lighter and reaches back and burns himself androps the lighter to the floor, and after blowing on it a few times he starts a fire]
Professor Henry Jones: Son, there's something I have to tell you.
Indiana Jones: Don't get sentimental now dad, save until we get out.
Professor Henry Jones: The floor is in fire, and the chair.

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Panama Hat: Small world, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: Too small for two of us.
Panama Hat: This is the second time I've had to reclaim my property from you.
Indiana Jones: That belongs in a museum.
Panama Hat: So do you.

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Principal SS Officer at Castle: You have the diary in your pocket.
Professor Henry Jones: You dolt. You think my son would be that stupid; he would bring my diary all the way back here? [pause]
Professor Henry Jones: You didn't, did you? [another pause]
Professor Henry Jones: You didn't bring it, did you?
Indiana Jones: Well, uh...
Professor Henry Jones: You did.
Indiana Jones: Look, can we discuss this later?
Professor Henry Jones: I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers.
Indiana Jones: Will you take it easy?
Professor Henry Jones: Take it easy? Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So it wouldn't fall into their hands.
Indiana Jones: I came here to save you.
Professor Henry Jones: Oh, yeah? And who's gonna come to save you, Junior?
Indiana Jones: [shouts] I told you... [grabs a gun and shoots all soldiers dead]
Indiana Jones: ...Don't call me Junior.
Professor Henry Jones: Look what you did. I can't *believe* what you did.

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Professor Henry Jones: Well, he who finds the Grail must face the final challenge.
Indiana Jones: What final challenge?
Professor Henry Jones: Three devices of such lethal cunning.
Indiana Jones: Booby traps?
Professor Henry Jones: Oh yes. But I found the clues that will safely take us through, in the Chronicles of St. Anselm.
Indiana Jones: But what are they? Can't you remember?
Professor Henry Jones: I wrote them down in my Diary so that I wouldn't have to remember.

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Professor Henry Jones: [Examining the broken vase] Late 14th Ming Dynasty. Oh it breaks the heart.
Indiana Jones: And the head. You hit me dad.
Professor Henry Jones: I'll never forgive myself.
Indiana Jones: Don't worry I'm all right.
Professor Henry Jones: Thank God... it's fake. See you can tell with the cross sections.

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Walter Donovan: Find the man and you'll find the Grail.
Indiana Jones: You've got the wrong Jones, Mr. Donovan. Why don't you try my father?
Walter Donovan: We already have. Your father is the man who has disappeared.

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Indiana Jones : Archaeology is the search for fact... not truth. If it's truth you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall.

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Professor Henry Jones : You call *this* archaeology?

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Principal SS Officer at Castle : [ the Nazis burst into the room ] Dr. Jones?
Indiana Jones : Yes?
Principal SS Officer at Castle : I will take zuh book now.
Indiana Jones : Wuh-what b-book?
Principal SS Officer at Castle : You have zuh diary in your pocket.
Professor Henry Jones : You dolt! You think my son would be that stupid? That he would bring my diary all the way back here? [ pause ]
Professor Henry Jones : You didn't, did you? [ another pause ]
Professor Henry Jones : You didn't bring it, did you?
Indiana Jones : Well, uh...
Professor Henry Jones : You *did*!
Indiana Jones : Look, can we discuss this later?
Professor Henry Jones : I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers!
Indiana Jones : Will you take it easy?
Professor Henry Jones : Take it easy? Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So it wouldn't fall into their hands!
Indiana Jones : I came here to SAVE you!
Professor Henry Jones : Oh, yeah? And who's gonna come to save you, JUNIOR?
Indiana Jones : [ shouts ] I *told* you...
Indiana Jones : [ grabs a gun and shoots all soldiers dead ]
Indiana Jones : ...DON'T call me Junior!
Professor Henry Jones : Look what you did! I can't *believe* what you did!

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Professor Henry Jones : Junior?
Indiana Jones : Yes, sir.
Professor Henry Jones : It *is* you, Junior.
Indiana Jones : Don't call me that. *Please*.

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[ Encountering a painting of the Ark of the Covenant ]
Elsa : What's this?
Indiana Jones : Ark of the Covenant.
Elsa : Are you sure?
Indiana Jones : Pretty sure.

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Indiana Jones : Sallah, I said *no* camels. That's *five* camels. Can't you count?

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Walter Donovan : Germany has declared war on the Jones boys.

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Panama Hat : Small world, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones : Too small for two of us.
Panama Hat : This is the second time I've had to reclaim my property from you.
Indiana Jones : That belongs in a museum.
Panama Hat : So do you.

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Professor Henry Jones : The quest for the grail is not archeology, it's a race against evil. If it is captured by the Nazis the armies of darkness will march all over the face of the earth. Do you understand me?
Indiana Jones : This is an obsession, Dad. I've never understood it. Never. Neither did Mom.
Professor Henry Jones : Oh yes she did. Only too well. Unfortunately, she kept her illness from me. All I could do was mourn her.

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Fedora : You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it.

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Elsa : [ to Indy ] I'll never forget how vonderful it vas.
Professor Henry Jones : Why thank you. It was rather wonderful.
Elsa : [ kisses Indy ] Zat's how Austrians say goodbye.
Colonel Vogel : Und zis is how ve zay goodbye in Germany, Dr. Jones. [ punches Indy with the head of his cane; Indy's head smacks into Henry's behind him ]
Indiana Jones : I liked the Austrian way better.
Professor Henry Jones : So did I.

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Professor Henry Jones : Those people are trying to kill us!
Indiana Jones : [ shouts ] I know, Dad!
Professor Henry Jones : This is a new experience for me.
Indiana Jones : It happens to me all the time.

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Indiana Jones : Listen. Since I've met you I've nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish bait. We're caught in the middle of something sinister here, my guess is dad found out more than he was looking for and until I'm sure, I'm going to continue to do things the way I think they should be done.

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[ after commandeering a plane ]
Professor Henry Jones : I didn't know you could fly a plane.
Indiana Jones : Fly, yes. Land, no.

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[ Nazi Colonel Vogel is torturing Henry to get answers ]
Colonel Vogel : Tell me about this miserable little diary of yours. The book is useless and yet you come all the way back to Berlin to get it. Why? [ he slaps Henry in the face with his glove ]
Colonel Vogel : Why? [ he slaps him again ]
Colonel Vogel : What are you hiding? [ he slaps him again ]
Colonel Vogel : What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us? [ he tries to slap him again; Henry grabs his wrist, stopping him ]
Professor Henry Jones : [ through his teeth ] It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try *reading* books instead of *burning* them!

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Indiana Jones : I'm like a bad penny, I always turn up.

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[ talking about how they both slept with the same woman ]
Indiana Jones : It's disgraceful, you're old enough to be her... her grandfather.
Professor Henry Jones : Well, I'm as human as the next man.
Indiana Jones : Dad, I *was* the next man.
Professor Henry Jones : Oh... ships that pass in the night.

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Professor Henry Jones : I'm sorry about your head though. But I thought that you were one of them.
Indiana Jones : Dad, they come in through the doors.
Professor Henry Jones : Ha, good point.

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Indiana Jones : Nazis. I hate these guys.

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Professor Henry Jones : Elsa never really believed in the grail. She thought she'd found a prize.
Indiana Jones : And what did you find, Dad?
Professor Henry Jones : Me? Illumination.

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[ to Indiana, while watching a Nazi parade and book burning ]
Professor Henry Jones : My son, we're pilgrims in an unholy land.

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[ last lines ]
Marcus Brody : Indy, Henry, follow me. I know the way. Ha! [ Marcus' horse rides off with him barely hanging onto it ]
Professor Henry Jones : Got lost in his own museum, eh?
Indiana Jones : Uh-huh.
Professor Henry Jones : After you, Junior.
Indiana Jones : Yes, sir. Ha!

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[ Indiana and Henry are tied up ]
Indiana Jones : Come on, dad. Help me get us out of here. We have to get to Marcus before the Nazis do.
Professor Henry Jones : But you said he had a two day head start. That he would blend in, disappear.
Indiana Jones : Are you kidding? I made all that up. You know Marcus. He once got lost in his own museum.

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[ Lecturing in class ]
Indiana Jones : "X" never, ever marks the spot.

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