Surgical Spirit Quotes

Jonathan Haslam: A patient has just come in for a vasectomy and would like to know if we can manage it before he has another six kids?

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Joyce Watson: [to Giles] I've tried very hard to like you. Thank God I never managed it.

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[Joyce missed Sheila's TV appearance because of a meeting, and Joyce's husband couldn't find a spare video tape]
Joyce Watson: All he could find was Sink the Bismark! I said tape over it, he said no...
Jonathan Haslam: [interrupting] Well, he should have done - If he likes Sink the Bismark, he'd have loved Shelia on the box last night!

Movie: Surgical Spirit