Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Quotes

Indiana Jones : Look at this! I've gone and caught a sniffle!

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Professor Henry Jones : [ accidentally shoots their own plane with the machine gun ]
Indiana Jones : Dad, are we hit?
Professor Henry Jones : More or less. Son, I'm sorry. They got us.

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Indiana Jones : [ as the room is burning ] Dad!
Professor Henry Jones : What?
Indiana Jones : Dad!
Professor Henry Jones : What?
Indiana Jones : DAD!
Professor Henry Jones : WHAT?
Indiana Jones : Dad, head for the fireplace!

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[ repeated line ]
Professor Henry Jones : This is intolerable!

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[ Elsa picks up the Grail and attempts to leave the Temple with it ]
Elsa : We have got it, come on!
Indiana Jones : Elsa. Elsa don't move.
Elsa : It's ours Indy, yours and mine.
Indiana Jones : Elsa don't cross the seal. The knight warned us not to take the grail from here! [ Elsa ignores Indiana and her bootheel steps across the Great Seal, triggering the temple's collapse ]

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[ Elsa slips into a crevice and nearly falls, but Indiana grabs her leather gloved hands just in time. She slowly turns her head to see the grail resting below her ]
Indiana Jones : Elsa... [ Elsa wrenches her left hand free to reach the grail ]
Indiana Jones : Elsa. Don't Elsa. Elsa. Give me your other hand honey, I can't hold you!
Elsa : I can reach it... I can reach it... [ the glove on her hand starts slipping ]
Indiana Jones : Elsa. Give me your hand, give me your other hand! [ Elsa cries out as she nearly touches the grail. The glove suddenly slips off her hand and she plunges into the abyss ]
Indiana Jones : Elsa!

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[ Indiana slips and nearly falls into the abyss, but Henry grabs his hand ]
Professor Henry Jones : Junior, give me your other hand! I can't hold on!
Indiana Jones : [ reaching for the Grail ] I can get it. I can almost reach it, Dad...
Professor Henry Jones : Indiana. [ surprised, Indy looks up at his father ]
Professor Henry Jones : Indiana... let it go.

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Sallah : Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Junior"?
Professor Henry Jones : That's his name. [ points to himself ]
Professor Henry Jones : Henry Jones... [ points to Indy ]
Professor Henry Jones : ...Junior.
Indiana Jones : I like "Indiana."
Professor Henry Jones : We named the *dog* Indiana.
Marcus Brody : May we go home now, please?
Sallah : The dog? [ starts laughing ]
Sallah : You are named after the dog? HA HA HA...!
Indiana Jones : I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog.

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Professor Henry Jones : And in this sort of race, there's no silver medal for finishing second.

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Young Henry : What are you gonna do?
Young Indy : I dont know, but i'll think of something!

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Fedora : Dig with your hands, not with your mouth.

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Indiana Jones : Bingo!
Elsa : You don't disappoint, Dr. Jones. You're a great deal like your father.
Indiana Jones : Except he's lost and I'm not.

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Walter Donovan : I trust your trip down was comfortable, Dr Jones. My men didn't alarm you, I hope.

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Indiana Jones : [ steals a flower for Elsa ] Fraulein, will you permit me?
Elsa : I usually don't.
Indiana Jones : I usually don't either.
Elsa : In that case I permit you.
Indiana Jones : It would make me very happy.
Elsa : But I am already sad, by tomorrow it will have faded.
Indiana Jones : Tomorrow I'll steal you another one.

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Elsa : Dr. Jones?
Indiana Jones : Yes?
Elsa : I knew it was you, you have your father's eyes.
Indiana Jones : And my mother's ears but the rest belongs to you.
Elsa : It looks like the best parts have already been spoken for.

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Elsa : [ after finding that her room has been ransacked ] My room.
Indiana Jones : Mine too.
Elsa : What were they looking for?
Indiana Jones : This.
Elsa : The Grail Diary?
Indiana Jones : Uh huh.
Elsa : You had it? You didn't trust me?
Indiana Jones : I didn't know you. At least I let you tag along.
Elsa : Oh yes, Give them a flower and they'll follow you anywhere.
Indiana Jones : Knock it off, you're not mad.
Elsa : No?
Indiana Jones : No, you like the way I do things.
Elsa : You're lucky I don't do things the same way. You'd still be standing at the Venice Pier.
Indiana Jones : What do you think is going on here? Since I've met you I've nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at and chopped into fish bait. We're caught in the middle of something sinister here. My guess is dad found out more than he was looking for and until I am sure I am going to continue to do things the way I think they should be done. [ Indiana Kisses Elsa ]
Elsa : How dare you kiss me. [ Elsa Kisses Indiana ]
Indiana Jones : Leave me alone, I don't like fast women.
Elsa : [ while nibbling on Indiana's ear ] And I hate arrogant men.
Indiana Jones : [ after they both fall into bed, kissing ] Ahh, Venice.

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Indiana Jones : [ gesturing to a window where he just threw out a Nazi Officer ] No ticket.

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Indiana Jones : Oh, Jesus Christ! [ Professor Jones Senior slaps him ]

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Butler : [ Answering door ] Yes?
Indiana Jones : [ In Scottish accent ] Not before time! did you intend to leave us standing on the doorstep all day? we're drenched [ sneezes in butler's face ]
Indiana Jones : Now look, I've gone and caught a sniffle
Butler : Are you expected?
Indiana Jones : Don't take that tone with me my good man! Now buttle off and tell Baron Brunwald that Lord Clarence McDonald and his lovely assistant [ Drags Elsa towards him ]
Indiana Jones : are here to view the tapestries
Butler : Tapestries?
Indiana Jones : The old man is dense, this is a castle isn't it? there are tapestries
Butler : This is a castle and we have many tapestries, and if you are a Scottish lord then I am Mickey Mouse!
Indiana Jones : How dare he? [ punches butler in face ]

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Indiana Jones : [ Being tied up together ] We gotta get free, dad. We've gotts get to Marcus before the Nazis do.
Professor Henry Jones : I thought that Marcus had a 2 day head start, and would vanish, disappear.
Indiana Jones : No. I made that up. C'mon dad, you know Marcus he got lost in one of his own museums one time. Dad, can you reach into my left pocket?
Professor Henry Jones : What will I find?
Indiana Jones : [ Sarcastically ] A lucky charm.
Professor Henry Jones : [ Reaches into Indy's left jacket pocket ] Feels like a cigarette lighter.
Indiana Jones : Use it to burn the ropes. [ Then Henry lights thew lighter and reaches back and burns himself androps the lighter to the floor, and after blowing on it a few times he starts a fire ]
Professor Henry Jones : Son, there's something I have to tell you.
Indiana Jones : Don't get sentimental now dad, save until we get out.
Professor Henry Jones : The floor is in fire, and the chair.

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Professor Henry Jones : [ after escaping from the Nazis, and coming onto a road sign ] Stop, wait, stop! Stop! You're going the wrong way. We have to get to Berlin.
Indiana Jones : [ Points to the sign ] Brody's *this* way.
Professor Henry Jones : My diary's in Berlin.
Indiana Jones : [ cross ] We don't need the diary, dad; Marcus has the map.
Professor Henry Jones : There is more in the diary than *just the map*.
Indiana Jones : [ stops the motorcycle, annoyed ] All right, Dad. Tell me.
Professor Henry Jones : Well, he who finds the Grail must face the final challenge.
Indiana Jones : What final challenge?
Professor Henry Jones : Three devices of such lethal cunning.
Indiana Jones : Booby traps?
Professor Henry Jones : Oh, yes. But I found the clues that will safely take us through them in the Chronicles of St. Anselm.
Indiana Jones : [ pleased ] Well, what are they? [ annoyed ]
Indiana Jones : Can't you remember?
Professor Henry Jones : I wrote them down in my diary so that I wouldn't *have* to remember.
Indiana Jones : [ angry ] Half the German Army's on our tails and you want me to go to Berlin? Into the lion's den?
Professor Henry Jones : Yes! The only thing that matters is the Grail.
Indiana Jones : What about Marcus?
Professor Henry Jones : Marcus would agree with me!
Indiana Jones : [ quietly ] Two selfless martyrs; Jesus Christ.
Professor Henry Jones : [ slaps Indy, angrily ] That was for blasphemy! The quest for the Grail is not archaeology; it's a race against evil! If it is captured by the Nazis, the armies of darkness will march all over the face

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Walter Donovan : Enjoy this Mr. Brody. You're about to witness the best discoveries in the history of mankind.
Marcus Brody : You're meddling with powers you can't possibly comprehend.

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Colonel Vogel : [ after blasting a truck off of the tank ] Where is Jones?

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Indiana Jones : [ Looking through his binoculars and seeing a tank ] 12 pound gun.
Professor Henry Jones : What are you doing? Get down.
Indiana Jones : Dad, we're well out of range. [ the tanks fires on them ]

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Gestapo : It's a small world, isn't it Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones : Too small for the 2 of us.
Gestapo : [ Takes the Cross from Indy ] This is the second time that I have to reclaim my property from you.
Indiana Jones : That belongs in a museum.
Gestapo : So do you. [ to his henchmen ]
Gestapo : Toss him over the side.

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Indiana Jones : I can remeber the last time we had a drink together. I had a milkshake. but, we didn't talk, we've never talked. Only if you were a regular dad just like the other boy's dad, this would be different.
Professor Henry Jones : I was a wonderful father.
Indiana Jones : Yeah, how?
Professor Henry Jones : Did I ever tell you to eat up, go to bed, wash your ears, do your homework? No, I respected your privacy and I taught you self reliance.
Indiana Jones : What you taught me, is that I was less important to you than people that have been dead for several hundered years and in other countries, and I learned it so well, that we've hardly spoken for 20 years.
Professor Henry Jones : You left, just as you were becoming interesting. [ Closes his diary ]
Professor Henry Jones : Okay, I 'm here what you wanna talk about?
Indiana Jones : [ At a lost for words ] I... I don't know.
Professor Henry Jones : Then, what are you complaining about? Now, he who finds the Grail must face 3 challenges. First, is the path of God: Only the penitent man shall pass. Second, is the word of God: Only in the footsteps of God, shall he proceed. Last is the breath of God: Only in a leap from the lion's head shall he prove his worth.

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Indiana Jones : ...who drinks the water I shall give him, says the Lord, will have a spring inside him welling up for eternal life. Let them bring me to your holy mountain in the place where you dwell. Across the desert and through the mountain to the Canyon of the Crescent Moon, to the Temple where the cup that - where the cup that holds the blood of Jesus Christ resides forever.

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Kazim : [ to Indy ] Ask yourself, why do you seek the Cup of Christ? Is it for His glory, or for yours?

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Professor Henry Jones : Nice landing.
Indiana Jones : Thank you.

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