In the Army Now Quotes

1st Sgt. Brandon T. Williams: I am First Sergeant Brandon T. Williams. It is my intention to run this company like a clock. If one gear slips in my clock, my clock'll tell the wrong time. If one spring is loose in my clock, my clock'll tell the wrong time. First Sergeant Williams likes his clock to tell the right time. Do you understand me?
Other Troops: Yes, First Sergeant!
Jack: What did he just say?
Bones: I don't know, something about his clock being broken.

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Bones: Actually, I wish you WERE my first sergeant, but I already had a couple before you.

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[Bones, Fred, Christine, and Jack are in their tent at night]
Bones: Hey this reminds me of camp... John Jacob Jingle Himenschmidt [Fred, Christine, Bones, and Jack sing the rest]
Bones, Christine, Jack, and Fred: LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! John...
Other Troops: SHUT UP! [silence]

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[Bones and Jack see a Special Forces officer trying to assemble a gun very fast. Bones decides to take a flashlight and assemble it fast. The spring flies off and hits Sgt. Stern]
Jack: Oh no... that's not good. That's noooot good. Uh-oh... he's coming over...

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[under the effects of morphine]
Sgt. Stern: Dad, why can't I go to ballet class? Teacher said I'm a natural.

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