Fresh Quotes

Elmer Fudd: At wast the wong arm of the waw is weaching out and cwosing in on you, you scwewy wabbit.

Movie: Fresh
Shantay: [in Will's fantasy of having a family] Did you have a hard day shooting the naked centerfold models?
William 'Will' Smith: Yeah, today we shot LaToya Jackson. I had to keep turning off the lights because she was melting.

Movie: Fresh
Sonia Barrett: It's only Sonia!

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Will: It's woman like her why God made darkness.
George Jefferson: [laughs] Hey? Are you insulting my wife?
Will: Wait... hold up, cul-de-sac... I think you need to chill. I'm twice your size, and half your age, so you need to just back off.
George Jefferson: Your mama!
Will: [Will drops his cookies from his hands] I know you ain't talking about my mama!
George Jefferson: Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to *everybody*! And still... he still not as fat as your fat mama! [walks away]
Will: [Will runs to him and hits him with a bat]

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