Ri¢hie Ri¢h Quotes

Herbert Cadbury: Come along sir, you mustn't keep your personal trainer waiting.
Richie Rich: [getting out of bed] Tell Arnold I really don't feel like excercising today. [Cadbury clears his throat, and in walks in Claudia Schiffer. Richie's mouth drops open]
Aerobics Instructor: I hope you don't mind, but Arnold cancelled. So I'll be filling in. My name is Claudia.
Richie Rich: Yikes! [Wiggles his eyebrows. They start doing some basic excercises, and Richie and Cadbury are watching her]
Richie Rich: Cadbury, about Arnold...
Herbert Cadbury: Arnold's history, sir.
Aerobics Instructor: [She bends over, and the two men are mesmorized] All the way back down, stretch and back up.

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Herbert Cadbury: [after nearly brushing his teeth with Keenbean's super-corrosive toothpaste] I've heard of extra-strength tartar control, but THIS!

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Herbert Cadbury: [Richie prepares to introduce himself to Gloria and her sandlot-baseball team] You can't play with THESE children. I must protest!
Richie Rich: Cadbury, CHILL. I'll be fine.
Herbert Cadbury: But they probably haven't even been VACCINATED!

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Richard Rich Sr.: ...MOUNT RICHMORE? I did say we needed a family portrait, Regina... And I'm all for the arts. But don't you think it's a tad pretentious to have our faces 100 feet high...? Wait till Geraldo gets ahold of this!

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Richie Rich: [Richie wants to play baseball with Gloria's sandlot-team] Come on. Let me hit.
Gloria: Forget it; you probably couldn't even hit a BEACH BALL!
Richie Rich: I could hit it off of YOU.
Gloria: [insulted] All right - You think you're so hot? Put your money where your mouth is!
Richie Rich: You mean bet?
Gloria: Yeah. 10 says I put you away for keeps.
Richie Rich: Okay - Seems a little steep, but $10 thousand it is. [He whips it out]
Richie Rich: Or do you mean just $10?
Herbert Cadbury: ...Master Richie, I do think it unseemly in the extreme for you to take these - children's money.
Gloria: What are you doing, Mr. Fancy Pants? Asking the old guy for batting tips?
Herbert Cadbury: [insulted] Take their backsides to the cleaners, Master Richie.

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