I Love New York Quotes

Bones: [Pootie has collapsed on the stairs] And Tango and I are looking at each other and we're just thinking "What in the world?" It's like he's skydiving down the steps.

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Tiffany Pollard: [after paranormal activity occurs in the house] That psychic woman done started some EVIL in this house! I ain't staying in there!

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HEAT: My Yaya? NOBODY messes with my Yaya.

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Tiffany Pollard: [after eliminating Onix] Onix? Just... just simply know that you were definitely not good enough for me. You can keep it moving.
Onix: No, I think I'm better.
Tiffany Pollard: See, your thoughts are coming from your ass right about now. 'Cause you DAMN sure ain't better than New York! Raise up!

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Tiffany Pollard: [after paranormal activity occurs in the house] That psychic woman done started some EVIL in this house! I ain't staying in there!

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Tiffany Pollard: [while eliminating Heat] Right now, I think it's time for you to go home to Yaya. And you can tell her that New York said "What's up?"

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Tiffany Pollard: Don't play with me! I ain't *nothing* to be played with!

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Tiffany Pollard: I thought I was gonna have a dead midget on my hands!

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Tiffany Pollard: I'm torn between what my heart wants and what my heart needs.

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Tiffany Pollard: You good?
Pootie: I'm poppadoppalockin like a Burger King Whopper, baby! And I can have it my way, and you can have it your way!
Tiffany Pollard: Without cheese, bitch!
Pootie: Exactly! I like bacon on my shit!
Tiffany Pollard: I do too! Extra mayo! And onions up out this BITCH!

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Michele Rothschild-Patterson: [after seeing the men] These are a pack of sorry losers!

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Casting Director: What happened to your foot?
Guy: I got shot. [pause]
Other Guy: Like, like, this...
Casting Director: What is that?
Other Guy: A vest.
Casting Director: A bullet proof vest?
Other Guy: Yeeeah.
Casting Director: For what?
Other Guy: [looks around] Not ta get shot.

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