Dirt Quotes
Chemistry Student: If my calculations are correct, this will create ice... OH NO, KILLER MUSTARD GAS!
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Dirt Merchant: Un-believable!
Holly So Tightly: What is?
Dirt Merchant: You've humped half of my record collection.
Holly So Tightly: What is?
Dirt Merchant: You've humped half of my record collection.
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Female Inmates: God made dirt, and dirt don't hurt. Put it in your mouth and let it work. Dirt!
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Old Cajun Man: [In a muffled back water accent] Home is where you make it.
Joe Dirt: What?
Old Cajun Man: Home is where you make it.
Joe Dirt: You like to see homos naked?
Old Cajun man: Home is where you make it.
Joe Dirt: Oh. [Walks away]
Joe Dirt: Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me.
Joe Dirt: What?
Old Cajun Man: Home is where you make it.
Joe Dirt: You like to see homos naked?
Old Cajun man: Home is where you make it.
Joe Dirt: Oh. [Walks away]
Joe Dirt: Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me.
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