Gary Unmarried Quotes

Allison Brooks: [had the kids over his weekend] I kept them because we were doing a two-hour juice cleanse and I knew you wouldn't honor it.
Gary Brooks: Probably not. No, when my kids are starving, I - I tend to *feed* them... Sorry if that makes me the *fun* parent.

Movie: Gary Unmarried
Allison Brooks: [she and Dr. Krandall are encouraging Tommy to explore "Second Life" to meet girls] It's an online society, Gary. Okay? It's a safe place for him to meet other teens.
Gary Brooks: Yeah, and maybe a Congressman!

Movie: Gary Unmarried