Hunters' Crossing Quotes

Hank Williams: If you love... then you're a hunter.

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Samantha Burd: Oh my God, is that...
Hank Williams: Yep, that's Buster.
Samantha Burd: Is that a decapitated animal head that you're hanging as a trophy on your wall?
Hank Williams: Which one?

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Samantha Burd: You murdered an innocent animal! How would you feel if I murdered you, ate your body, and then mounted your face on the wall?
Trevor Farleys: I would be flattered. That is an honor that you keep the head. We usually don't.

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Willis Hampton: Don't mind her, boys. She's just always coming around here trying to tell me all kinds of bullshit. Probably because she's secretly attracted to me, I don't know.

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The Exterminator: Um, you know, a lot of people will ask me, like, How did you become indestructible and this amazing killing machine? And, um - so there was a time in my life where I was just your average, everyday telemarketer and then I was, um - I got struck by lightning and um - yeah. I don't want to say that it's like a superpower because that might sound kind of weird but like, it just, I became really good at killing things... and um, became indestructible.

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Trevor Farleys: I'm sorry.
Hank Williams: It's okay.
Trevor Farleys: What?
Hank Williams: It's alright.
Trevor Farleys: I thought this was the part where we have a falling out and we reconcile our friendship at a later time?
Hank Williams: Well, why don't we just skip the falling out part and go straight to the reconciliation?
Trevor Farleys: Uh, that's a better idea.

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Samantha Burd: [sneaking up on Willis]Willis!
Willis Hampton: Whoa, Martha! Oh, you're the PEYTA girl.
Samantha Burd: I do work for PEYTA, yes.
Willis Hampton: I thought you were my dead wife.

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Willis Hampton: I hung the son of a bitch! I fucked him in the ass and I hung him! I hung him up in a tree! Like a witch in the Salem Witch Trials!

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Willis Hampton: I'll tie a rock to the end of your dick and swing it around!

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Hank Williams: I think the velocity was - it - it was too rambunctious for the - quadra - quadriangle.

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Willis Hampton: He can't be dead! We ain't dang well hung him yet!
Hank Williams: Well, you know that is a truth... but, I do recall, didn't he get show twice in the legs?
Samantha Burd: Yeah, I did shoot him... twice.

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Trevor Farleys: What is wrong with this woma - what the hell do you have?
Hank Williams: [with very strong sadness, holding an empty bottle of juice]It's cran-apple.

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Trevor Farleys: Why do you wear those glasses? There aren't any lenses in them.

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Hank Williams: Willis, it's my lucky coin!
Willis Hampton: I lost my lucky wife! You don't see me going down to get her.

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Hank Williams: [sees Willis aggressively cutting up fish on the kitchen counter]Making fish for dinner?
Willis Hampton: We're having lasagna.
Hank Williams: Are you... going to put the fish in the lasagna?
Willis Hampton: Who the hell puts fish in lasagna?

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Trevor Farleys: Hey Bigfoot, get off my plane!

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Hank Williams: Trevor, what happened?
Trevor Farleys: Well, you were in the car. You were watching.

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Willis Hampton: I'm serving four consecutive life sentences: one for The Exterminator, one for Clive, one for Clive's grandfather, and another one for my wife. My wife I probably shouldn't have bragged about in the court room because apparently there's no statute of limitations for murder.

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Tim DeFill: I am not living this life. This is burning my hands! This is the book of Satan!

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Hank Williams: Now, I didn't know Trevor very long... but I knew he, uh - was the face of bravery, and courage, and sheer aptitude. He's my best friend. And that right there, is the truth.

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