Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie Quotes

George Beard: When I snap my fingers, you will obey our every command.
George Beard
Harold Hutchins: You are now the greatest superhero of all time, the amazing Captain Underpants!
Mr. Krupp: [as Captain Underpants]Tra-La-Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Professor Poopypants: Hiyah class, I'm your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with a secret evil agenda

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Captain Underpants: [after getting almost hit by a car]Ha ha
Driver: Out of the road, bozo!
Captain Underpants: Why thank you, vehicle person!

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George Beard: Your problem isn't that people laugh at you. Your problem is that you can't laugh at yourself.
Professor Poopypants: Oh, really, Oprah? Is that my problem?

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George Beard: [Regarding the automatic door in Mr. Krupp's office]Wow! That is an expensive door.
Mr. Krupp: I had to cancel the arts and music program. I think I made the right choice.

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[first lines] George Beard: DreamWorks Animation presents. In association with Treehouse Comics!

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Mr. Krupp: Ever since you've attended this elementary school, you've been responsible for one prank after another.

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Mr. Krupp: This mornings school-sign is supposed to read Sewage plant field trips are today, so can either of you explain why it now reads... [pulls down curtain]
Mr. Krupp: COME SEE MY HAIRY ARMPITS? I know you two are responsible!
George Beard: How, how do you know, do you have any proof?
Mr. Krupp: Ever since you've attended this elementary school you've been responsible for one prank after another. [montage of pranks plays]
George Beard: ...Wow, that's a lot of pranks.
Harold Hutchins: When it's cut together like that, you really get a sense of the scope.
George Beard: Some of those must have been really hard to pull off.
Harold Hutchins: Like that tiger!
George Beard: Yeah, that tiger was crazy.
Mr. Krupp: [screaming]Aaaaaahh!

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Melvin: Oh, Professor Poopypants, George and Harold are trying to stop you!

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Harold Hutchins: Separate classes lead to separate lives, which inevitably leads to robots.
George Beard: Wait, what? Why are there robots at the mall?
Harold Hutchins: Cuz it's the future. The future always has robots.
George Beard: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Why are the robots shooting other robots? Aren't they supposed to be friends?
Harold Hutchins: I don't know! I'm the artist, you're the writer! That's why we need each other!

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Mr. Krupp: Big announcement: Our science teacher, Mr. Fyde, is no longer with us.
Sad Girl: He's *dead*? [Sobs]
Mr. Krupp: What? No, not like that. He wanted to spend Saturday with his family. [laughs]
Mr. Krupp: So I fired him. I'll find a replacement next week.

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Professor Poopypants: Hello! I was just, like, admiring the view from your... broken window, in the shape of a naked balding man!

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Captain Underpants: Now I take to the sky like an ostrich!

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Harold Hutchins: Is it okay that I'm kinda loving this?
George Beard: Yes and no. But mostly yes.

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Driver: Out of the Road, Bozo!
Captain Underpants: Why thank you, Vehicle Person.

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Professor Poopypants: You have no sense of humor, like a chair, or a supermodel.

Movie: Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie