How to Deal Quotes

Halley: Oh my god, no, no, no, I can not believe I didn't tell you this. The bimbo almost died of strangulation. Her wedding veil took on a life of its own and rebelled, and she had to like claw her way out and you know that woman could claw mom. It was so sad it was like, near death by wedding veil. So tragic isn't it?

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Halley: First, you're going to take three steps towards me so you can put your hands on my waist. Then you're going to kiss me in 3... 2... [kisses]

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Macon: You're gonna let this slide, because it's only the first day , it was an honest mistake, and the fire got put out as quickly as it was started.

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Macon: You're going to move closer to me so I can wrap my arms around your waist. And on the count of 3... 2... 1 [kisses]
Macon: You're a good kisser.
Halley: You tricked me. You Jedi Mind Tricked me.

Movie: How to Deal