Keen Eddie Quotes

Eddie: How do you like me so far?

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Eddie: Oh, yeah. Pete and your fur coat - they're like a couple now.
Fiona: Aha. And are they..."mating?"
Eddie: I think it's safe to say they're past 3rd base.

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Eddie: By the way, Milli called. She said you're okay for tonight. [to Mitchell]
Eddie: Sounds pretty serious, doesn't it?
Fiona: Mitchell, ignore what you're hearing. Milli's a *friend* from work.
Eddie: You know, you should bring her by a little more often - we kinda had a vibe going, me and her.
Fiona: She thinks you're crass.
Eddie: Ah, then again she is gay - I mean, it's biological. What can you do about it? And you guys make such a great couple, i wouldn't want to break that up. Oh, my God, look at the time.

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[About Morris the stalker of the German opera singer]
Eddie: He left one day, gave the landlord his personal belongings with the instructions to do whatever he wants with them - which upsets me because it doesn't sound to me like he's got a plan b.

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[Eddie to Fiona]
Eddie: Ya know what I like best about Nigel? His personality.

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