Standoff Quotes

Cheryl Carrera: I don't give a happy hump who he is, get him out of my air space!
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Emily Lehman: Trying to negotiate with him there will be like trying to diffuse a bomb with a Gremlin sitting on my shoulder pulling my hair.
Matt Flannery: Why is the Gremlin pulling your hair?
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Ray Jamison: Am I interrupting something?
Matt Flannery: Just trying to hack the pay-per-view channels.
Emily Lehman: Just trying to hack the pay-per-view channels.
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Emily Lehman: Look, I can handle Doug, but with Steele in the room it'll be like trying to diffuse a bomb with a little gremlin on my shoulder pulling my hair.
Matt Flannery: Why is the gremlin pulling your hair?
Emily Lehman: Look, I could come up with a better metaphor...
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Emily Lehman: Trying to negotiate with him there will be like trying to diffuse a bomb with a Gremlin sitting on my shoulder pulling my hair.
Matt Flannery: Why is the Gremlin pulling your hair?
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Sade: He who makes a beast of himself loses the pain of being a man.
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Bird: What's the water for?
Carter: For drinking
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Sade: You don't look the devil in the face unless your willing to ride it all the way down [last lines]
Sade: What do you take me for? Some kind of monster?
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