Home on the Range Quotes

Alameda Slim: Okay boys, let's go over this one more time. Who am I? Willie Brother #1: Uncle Slim?
Alameda Slim: Correct! Now, I put on this hat, and then I put on these spectacles... Willie Brother #1: Ahh! Who are you? Willie Brother #2: What have you done with Uncle Slim?
Alameda Slim: Arrgghh! It's still me! Can't you dumb sack of hammers get it right?

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Rico: Lord of mercy.Is this the end of Rico?

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"Willie Brother #1: Maybe they jus' didn't like yer singin'?
Alameda Slim: [anger steadily rising] My singin'? Birds *sing.* Saloon girls *sing.* Little bitty snot nosed children *sing.* I yodel, and yodelin'... is an *art!*

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Grace: Maggie is some fun, isn't she?
Mrs. Calloway: [scoffing] Teaching pigs to throw food. As if they weren't sloppy enough.

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Maggie: It's payback time! Cover me!
Grace: With what?

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Maggie: Yeah, they're real, quit staring!

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