Holy Matrimony Quotes

Ezekiel: What about the mating part?
Havana: Oh, it's not all that it's cracked up to be.
Ezekiel: So... [smiles]
Ezekiel: we don't have to do that part?
Havana: No. You just wait 'til you're with someone you love with all your heart.

Movie: Holy Matrimony
Female Officer: Welcome to the U.S. of A.
Ezekiel: Thank you.
Female Officer: Do you have anything to declare?
Ezekiel: [stammering] We're visiting family in Montana for the day... visiting family in Montana for the day...
Female Officer: Okay, I heard you the first time. Do you have anything to declare?
Ezekiel: [confused] Um... family... in Montana... for the day...
Female Officer: [realizes that Zeke doesn't understand the question] Do you have anything to DECLARE? Anything you want to tell me?
Ezekiel: [thinks he's been caught] Alright, my brother robbed a fair! [starts freaking out]
Ezekiel: Rats! In my face! All night long! I don't wanna go to jail! I hate face rats! [faints into the steering wheel]
Havana: [tries to rouse Zeke] I am sorry. It is our honeymoon. He is just nervous.
Female Officer: He's looking a little green, isn't he?
Havana: They're still trainable that way.
Female Officer: This farming permit isn't legal in the States, so you'll have to drive. He can try again when he starts shaving.

Movie: Holy Matrimony
Havana: It's getting pretty hazy. It better start coming clearer. This steel is getting tiring.
Ezekiel: You want to go to sleep?
Havana: No, I don't mean tired like that. You know, tired like I'm just sick of pretending all the time. [takes her jacket off and hands it to Zeke]
Havana: Here, put this on.
Ezekiel: What do you pretend about?
Havana: Well, for one thing, my name isn't really Havana.
Ezekiel: It's not?
Havana: No, it's Betsy. Betsy Iggins. I thought Havana sounded better, more glam, more with it. Kinda like those one-name things like Madonna, Cher, Marilyn...
Ezekiel: Who's Marilyn?
Havana: Who's Marilyn? Marilyn Monroe. Only my hero.
Ezekiel: Why?
Havana: Zeke, she was beautiful. She had fabulous houses and boats and men and cars and furs and jewels and clothes. Everything a girl could want.
Ezekiel: And she had a nice family, too?
Havana: Well, that part didn't work out so good.
Ezekiel: But you said she had everything. And if she didn't have a nice family, it sounds like she had nothing.

Movie: Holy Matrimony