Gagtag Quotes

Bob Monkhouse: Another memory, a blast from the past. Mary had a little lamb, the doctors all cried oh, but when Old McDonald had a farm, Eh I, Eh I, Oh!

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Frank Skinner: I wouldn't say my neighbourhood's rough, but the pub has got a space marked on the car park for ambulances.

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Jonathan Ross: Mary had a little lamb [bell]
Eddie Large: Oh, this is my level. Mary had a little lamb, and the midwife fainted.

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Jonathan Ross: Don't put your daughter on the stage, Mrs Worthington [buzzer]
Jonathan Ross: Tony?
Tony Hawks: And the same goes for you, Mrs Minogue. [A cheer is heard from the audience]
Frank Skinner: That is so unfair!

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