Histeria! Quotes
Froggo: [in a spitball fight] Surrender or die!
Aka Pella: Ha! Surrender? I'll whoop yo' bottom!
[Aka shoots a barrage of spitballs that all land in lined patterns around Froggo.]
Froggo: She's good!
Aka Pella: Ha! Surrender? I'll whoop yo' bottom!
[Aka shoots a barrage of spitballs that all land in lined patterns around Froggo.]
Froggo: She's good!
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Loretta: I have come to take over your castle! Surrender immediately and give it to me! [Froggo and Aka dump a bucket of water on him.]
Froggo: You asked for it!
Aka Pella: Try not to get rusted, dawg!
Loud Kiddington: Go home, you bums!
Loretta: This means war!
Aka Pella: And this means "Get away from our castle", homie! [She and Froggo dump another bucket of water on Loretta.]
Froggo: You asked for it!
Aka Pella: Try not to get rusted, dawg!
Loud Kiddington: Go home, you bums!
Loretta: This means war!
Aka Pella: And this means "Get away from our castle", homie! [She and Froggo dump another bucket of water on Loretta.]
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Toast: Quick, dude! Get me a fan!
Loud Kiddington: Check! [pulls in Pepper]
Pepper Mills: Ahahaha! Sir Toastalot! [hugs Toast] You're the dreamiest!
Toast: No, dude, the other kind of fan!
Loud Kiddington: Check! [pulls in Pepper]
Pepper Mills: Ahahaha! Sir Toastalot! [hugs Toast] You're the dreamiest!
Toast: No, dude, the other kind of fan!
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Lisa: Can we go home now?
Loretta: No! We're not stopping until the castle is ours. Charge!
Lisa: Visa or Mastercard?
Loretta: [gets stampeded over by his minions] I'm definitely over my credit limit...
Loretta: No! We're not stopping until the castle is ours. Charge!
Lisa: Visa or Mastercard?
Loretta: [gets stampeded over by his minions] I'm definitely over my credit limit...
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Loretta: Ha-haa! We've done it! We've finally broken through!
Lisa: And now it's time to use our nastiest weapons!
Toast: Yeah, dudes! Those weapons are pretty nasty, all right. But they're not as nasty as ours! Bring out the secret weapon!
Lucky Bob: One secret weapon coming up!
[Lucky Bob loads Big Fat Baby into the kids' catapult and Aka launches him. Big Fat Baby lands in the arms of Loretta.]
Lisa: Awwww! Lookit the cute little baby! Koochie koochie koo!
[Big Fat Baby farts suddenly, causing the invaders to become queasy and faint from the smell. The Kid Chorus comes out to look at them.]
Charity Bazaar: I'm still not happy.
Toast: Hey, remember dudes, no matter how you fight your battles, war stinks!
Lisa: And now it's time to use our nastiest weapons!
Toast: Yeah, dudes! Those weapons are pretty nasty, all right. But they're not as nasty as ours! Bring out the secret weapon!
Lucky Bob: One secret weapon coming up!
[Lucky Bob loads Big Fat Baby into the kids' catapult and Aka launches him. Big Fat Baby lands in the arms of Loretta.]
Lisa: Awwww! Lookit the cute little baby! Koochie koochie koo!
[Big Fat Baby farts suddenly, causing the invaders to become queasy and faint from the smell. The Kid Chorus comes out to look at them.]
Charity Bazaar: I'm still not happy.
Toast: Hey, remember dudes, no matter how you fight your battles, war stinks!
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[From a Kids' WB! promo]
Toast: Watch Histeria!, on Kids' W--
Pepper Mills: Hold it! "His! His! His!" It's always about guys! What about Hersteria!?
Toast: Whoa...
Pepper Mills: Like, you always hear about the fronitersmen. What happened to the frontierswomen?
Toast: Whoa...
Pepper Mills: And Thomas Jefferson? What about Thomas Jeffer's daughter?
Toast: I never thought of that. Hey, how about Florence Nightengale, and Lawrence Nightengale?
Pepper Mills: It's only fair!
Toast: Watch Histeria!, on Kids' W--
Pepper Mills: Hold it! "His! His! His!" It's always about guys! What about Hersteria!?
Toast: Whoa...
Pepper Mills: Like, you always hear about the fronitersmen. What happened to the frontierswomen?
Toast: Whoa...
Pepper Mills: And Thomas Jefferson? What about Thomas Jeffer's daughter?
Toast: I never thought of that. Hey, how about Florence Nightengale, and Lawrence Nightengale?
Pepper Mills: It's only fair!
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[From another Kids' WB! promo]
Father Time: For the greatest ideas in history, check out a library. But for the funniest idea in history, check out...
Loud Kiddington: HISTERIA!
World's Oldest Woman: This is a library!
Others: Shhhhhhhh!
Father Time: Watch Histeria!, weekday mornings on Kids' WB!
World's Oldest Woman: ...at home, where you can laugh as loud as you want.
Loud Kiddington: BETTER!
Father Time: For the greatest ideas in history, check out a library. But for the funniest idea in history, check out...
Loud Kiddington: HISTERIA!
World's Oldest Woman: This is a library!
Others: Shhhhhhhh!
Father Time: Watch Histeria!, weekday mornings on Kids' WB!
World's Oldest Woman: ...at home, where you can laugh as loud as you want.
Loud Kiddington: BETTER!
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