Herbie Rides Again Quote

[Alonzo Hawk is lying on the couch in his office after having an angry fit over the phone with his nephew]
Lawyer: Don't worry, Mr. Hawk. I'm sure you'll feel better in the morning.
Alonzo Hawk: Ah, stop talking like an idiot. I feel better right now! Alonzo Hawk can be betrayed, but he is never defeated! Out of my way! [Gets up and moves to his desk]
Alonzo Hawk: Since none of you pitful excuses for men have enough muscle to move a feeble little old lady off her property, I'll go and do it myself, like I have to everything that's important around here.
Lawyer: Now, Mr. Hawk...
Alonzo Hawk: Oh, shut up! We'll start on Number 1 - Harassment! And I wrote the book on harrassment - We'll shut up her phone, turn off her water; we'll sic the Health & Building inspectors on her, steal her dog.
Lawyer: She doesn't have a dog.
Alonzo Hawk: What do you mean she doesn't have a dog? A little old lady living in a place like that? Who does she look for? How does she get around?
Lawyer: She has a little car she goes everywhere in.
Alonzo Hawk: Well then, you fellows go and pick it up!
Lawyer: Yes, Mr. Hawk! [the lawyers start to leave]
Alonzo Hawk: [Mutters to himself] Bunch of lame-brains! [shouts to his lawyers]
Alonzo Hawk: Hold it! Hold it! You fellows will probably even foul up on a simple assignment like this. The first team is on the job now - I'LL go and pick the car up myself! [Gets up and walks out of the office]
Alonzo Hawk: Over-rated cage of PINHEADS!

Movie: Herbie Rides Again

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