Hatchet Quotes

Jenna: By the way? Your woo is so not in the moment.
Misty: Yeah? Well, your nipples are dumb.

Movie: Hatchet
Ben: I'm Ben.
Marybeth: [blandly] Mary Beth.
Ben: Marybeth? That's a great name, because it's, it's actually two names. Most people just have one and that's kinda boring. Like Ben. But Marybeth, that's Mary *and* it's Beth. That's a nice coat.
Marcus: [looks at him puzzled]
Ben: So do you have any pets?
Marcus: [smacks him on the back of the head]
Ben: [to Marybeth] Are you enjoying Mardi Gras?

Movie: Hatchet
Misty: Shut up you redneck twat!

Movie: Hatchet
Shawn: Don't mind him, that's just Jack Cracker.
Jenna: Jack Cracker?
Shawn: Yeah, yeah, just one of the local alligator hunters. He just sits there, yells things, drinks his own piss. He's... ah, you know, cracked.

Movie: Hatchet