Hardware Wars Quotes

Princess Anne-Droid: You'll get us all killed!
Ham Salad: Well excuuuuuse me!

Movie: Hardware Wars
Princess Anne-Droid: You can't destroy Basketball! Basketball's a peaceful planet!

Movie: Hardware Wars
[Auggie Ben Doggie is in a saber battle with Darph Nader. Fluke, The Princess, and Ham beckon him to escape]
Fluke Starbucker: C'mon, Auggie Ben Doggie!
Princess Anne-Droid: Get to the ship! Run for it!
Ham Salad: C'mon! Let's go!
Auggie Ben Doggie: [waving them off] No, you go on without me... I'll be all right... Don't worry about me... [they all become disgusted and walk off]
Ham Salad: Aw, jeez!
Fluke Starbucker: Jeez! What a martyr!
Princess Anne-Droid: What a martyr, I can't believe this!
Ham Salad: Yeah. See ya later, you martyr!

Movie: Hardware Wars