Grudge Match Quotes
Lightning: You doing real good, you big pussy!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: That's not helping.
Lightning: It's okay, I'm eight hundred years old, I say what I want.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: That's not helping.
Lightning: It's okay, I'm eight hundred years old, I say what I want.
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Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: I turned my back, like, for a minute. That was it.
B.J.: Turn your back, in a bar? What'd you say to me? What did you say? You said, Dinner, maybe a movie. Then you took my son to a bar!
Trey: Dad, it's not his fault, or the naked lady's...
B.J.: What? One night I ask you to step up like a father, and you can't keep it together.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Come on, BJ. Nobody got hurt. Everybody's okay. Come on...
B.J.: Everybody's okay? Who's okay? I'm not okay, Kid, all right? It's my son! He means everything to me! A concept you would never understand.
B.J.: Turn your back, in a bar? What'd you say to me? What did you say? You said, Dinner, maybe a movie. Then you took my son to a bar!
Trey: Dad, it's not his fault, or the naked lady's...
B.J.: What? One night I ask you to step up like a father, and you can't keep it together.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Come on, BJ. Nobody got hurt. Everybody's okay. Come on...
B.J.: Everybody's okay? Who's okay? I'm not okay, Kid, all right? It's my son! He means everything to me! A concept you would never understand.
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[from trailer] Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: I wanted to see my old friend, he's been ducking me for thirty years! I missed him!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: It don't look like you're missing any meals. I'm outta here!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: [wallops Sharp]No you're not! [a fight starts]
Dante Slate, Jr.: This is not the behavior of old men!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: It don't look like you're missing any meals. I'm outta here!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: [wallops Sharp]No you're not! [a fight starts]
Dante Slate, Jr.: This is not the behavior of old men!
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Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Thank you, Jesus! Thirty years! Thirty goddamn years! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Yes! Yes! [jumps around happily, then bends over gasping for breath]
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: I gotta get in shape...
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: I gotta get in shape...
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[from trailer] B.J.: [to McDonnen]Can I talk to you for a second? I'm your son. I thought maybe you could use a little help.
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[from trailer] Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: [sees Razor after 30 years]I hope I don't look like that big of an ass...
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Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I'm gonna fight.
Sally Rose: Don't let him use me to shame you into doing this.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I'm not. I'm not. Not at all. I made so many mistakes, Sally. I made so many. Maybe I shouldn't have quit boxing 30 years ago. Maybe I should've spent more time with you. I ignored you so much. Maybe I could've forgiven you and helped raise your kid. Maybe I could've done so many things that I didn't do. I just don't wanna make any more mistakes. I'm done with that. I let him take from me the two things that mattered most: You and boxing. I just shut it out. I don't even have a TV. Can you believe that? Because I'm afraid I might flip to a fight by accident and be embarrassed, because I'm a fighter. I was born to be a fighter. I had some talent. I did. And I just walked away so early. I love you. Always have, always will. You're stuck with me, believe me. But I've always regretted not beating Kid at his best.
Sally Rose: No matter how hard you guys work, it won't be your best.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: It's the best we got.
Sally Rose: Then go kick his ass.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Well, since you put it like that, he's a dead man.
Sally Rose: Don't let him use me to shame you into doing this.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I'm not. I'm not. Not at all. I made so many mistakes, Sally. I made so many. Maybe I shouldn't have quit boxing 30 years ago. Maybe I should've spent more time with you. I ignored you so much. Maybe I could've forgiven you and helped raise your kid. Maybe I could've done so many things that I didn't do. I just don't wanna make any more mistakes. I'm done with that. I let him take from me the two things that mattered most: You and boxing. I just shut it out. I don't even have a TV. Can you believe that? Because I'm afraid I might flip to a fight by accident and be embarrassed, because I'm a fighter. I was born to be a fighter. I had some talent. I did. And I just walked away so early. I love you. Always have, always will. You're stuck with me, believe me. But I've always regretted not beating Kid at his best.
Sally Rose: No matter how hard you guys work, it won't be your best.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: It's the best we got.
Sally Rose: Then go kick his ass.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Well, since you put it like that, he's a dead man.
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[1980s footage] Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Today I'm announcing my retirement from professional boxing. [cut to Kid walking down a street swearing viciously]
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: The man's a coward! I'm gonna get my rematch. You hear me, Razor? I'm getting my ****ing rematch!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: The man's a coward! I'm gonna get my rematch. You hear me, Razor? I'm getting my ****ing rematch!
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Sally Rose: Don't make this fight with him about me!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Don't treat him like a baby, give him his balls back!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Don't treat him like a baby, give him his balls back!
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[as the fight begins] Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Is this about you and me, or is about her?
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: You and me!
Dante Slate, Jr.: Well, that's a relief!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: You and me!
Dante Slate, Jr.: Well, that's a relief!
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Henry 'Razor' Sharp: You remember the first thing you said to me? I did.
Lightning: I said you looked like a garbage salesman come to take out the trash. [later on]
Lightning: You know why I said that garbage thing? I didn't want your head to get swelled up, you were so goddamn good.
Lightning: I said you looked like a garbage salesman come to take out the trash. [later on]
Lightning: You know why I said that garbage thing? I didn't want your head to get swelled up, you were so goddamn good.
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Henry 'Razor' Sharp: You know, I know it was a long time ago, but... what happened? Really.
Sally Rose: You were everything in my life. Then Kid beat you. And you were different. And I was lost. And everything started to fall apart...
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Listen, this is ancient history. I put it behind me. And I don't wanna get emotional about it.
Sally Rose: I hope you've put it behind you.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I just want to keep it calm... But why HIM? I mean, seriously, of all the people in the world? I can't get it through my head. I lay in bed at night, I want to pound my head against... I dream about killing this guy. Why HIM? He's the worst guy in the world. Why?
Sally Rose: Okay. Okay. Remember when you went to the Catskills to train? You wanted to be alone. You wouldn't return my calls. Six months turned into a year.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I know that now, but I was focused on winning the title.
Sally Rose: I know that. I know that. But I was so in love with you. And I even flew up to surprise you. And then I saw you with that woman.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I didn't know her. Nothing happened. I had no idea who she was, she just showed up.
Sally Rose: What did I know? I just wanted to hurt you as much as I thought you had hurt me. And so... Kid.
Sally Rose: You were everything in my life. Then Kid beat you. And you were different. And I was lost. And everything started to fall apart...
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Listen, this is ancient history. I put it behind me. And I don't wanna get emotional about it.
Sally Rose: I hope you've put it behind you.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I just want to keep it calm... But why HIM? I mean, seriously, of all the people in the world? I can't get it through my head. I lay in bed at night, I want to pound my head against... I dream about killing this guy. Why HIM? He's the worst guy in the world. Why?
Sally Rose: Okay. Okay. Remember when you went to the Catskills to train? You wanted to be alone. You wouldn't return my calls. Six months turned into a year.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I know that now, but I was focused on winning the title.
Sally Rose: I know that. I know that. But I was so in love with you. And I even flew up to surprise you. And then I saw you with that woman.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I didn't know her. Nothing happened. I had no idea who she was, she just showed up.
Sally Rose: What did I know? I just wanted to hurt you as much as I thought you had hurt me. And so... Kid.
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Dante Slate, Jr.: I got a kid in primary school, he's surrounded only by white kids! You know what that means? It means he owes people! He's already promised one kid a bar mitzvah! Do you know how much a bar mitzvah costs?
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Trey: Sorry you lost, Kid.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: That's all right, Trey. Call me Grandad.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: That's all right, Trey. Call me Grandad.
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Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: I wanna beat you! [hurls a machine at Razor]
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Come on, come on! Come on! Come on! [Razor charges at Kid]
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Come on, come on! Come on! Come on! [Razor charges at Kid]
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Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: [to BJ]Look, I know you got every right to hate me. And I don't blame you. But I need you now. I need you in my corner. You're the best person for me.
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Lightning: Oh for God's sakes, call her up!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: What are you talking about?
Lightning: Deal with Sally, or your head won't be clear and she's gonna screw up your fight again!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: What do you mean, again?
Lightning: Oh, for God's sakes. A guy has sex with my girl, I want to knock his teeth out! Why didn't you?
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Because Kid loved boxing. I wanted to take from him the one thing he cared about most, because that's what he took from me.
Lightning: Well, you sure have a funny way of showing it.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: You're my buddy. But be careful where you're going, because you don't know anything about it.
Lightning: Forgive me, but you keep talking about how much she meant to you. All I remember is you would show up at the gym first thing in the morning, you would be the last person to leave at night. You didn't have time for anybody or anything. You blamed her for ruining the relationship. Well, maybe the real problem was you.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: What are you talking about?
Lightning: Deal with Sally, or your head won't be clear and she's gonna screw up your fight again!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: What do you mean, again?
Lightning: Oh, for God's sakes. A guy has sex with my girl, I want to knock his teeth out! Why didn't you?
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Because Kid loved boxing. I wanted to take from him the one thing he cared about most, because that's what he took from me.
Lightning: Well, you sure have a funny way of showing it.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: You're my buddy. But be careful where you're going, because you don't know anything about it.
Lightning: Forgive me, but you keep talking about how much she meant to you. All I remember is you would show up at the gym first thing in the morning, you would be the last person to leave at night. You didn't have time for anybody or anything. You blamed her for ruining the relationship. Well, maybe the real problem was you.
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Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: [to Razor]How do you live with yourself, knowing that we tied? You never beat me!
Sally Rose: I was there, he kicked your ass!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: He kicked my ass, he only did that the second match because I was out of shape! The first match, I kicked his ass because I was in shape!
Sally Rose: You're pathetic!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Pathetic? Tell her! TELL HER!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: [to Sally]He wasn't ready.
Sally Rose: I was there, he kicked your ass!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: He kicked my ass, he only did that the second match because I was out of shape! The first match, I kicked his ass because I was in shape!
Sally Rose: You're pathetic!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Pathetic? Tell her! TELL HER!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: [to Sally]He wasn't ready.
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Frankie Brite: You're the original media whore!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Your mother's a whore!
Frankie Brite: You called my mother a whore? You called my mother a whore? You called my mo... [Kid punches him out]
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Your mother's a whore!
Frankie Brite: You called my mother a whore? You called my mother a whore? You called my mo... [Kid punches him out]
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Frankie Brite: You are planning on embarrassing yourself, Kid. A great performer knows when to leave the stage.
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Lightning: We're gonna focus on your endurance and your speed, so you get so fast he's gonna crawl right back up into his mama's vagina. [some female athletes stare at Lightning, scandalized]
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Hey, Light!
Lightning: What?
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Hey, Light!
Lightning: What?
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Lightning: Not only did you put Sally at risk, if he finds out he can hit you on the right he can kill you!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Then I go to my left. I need to do this, Light.
Lightning: Look, I know you're doing this for my sake. And I appreciate it, believe me. It's too dangerous. We gotta call off the fight.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Then I go to my left. I need to do this, Light.
Lightning: Look, I know you're doing this for my sake. And I appreciate it, believe me. It's too dangerous. We gotta call off the fight.
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Tranny Hooker: [Kid and Razor are dressed in green catsuits]You two some kind of superheroes?
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Yeah, I'm the Green Champion and he's the Emerald Superpussy.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Yeah, I'm the Green Champion and he's the Emerald Superpussy.
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Dante Slate, Jr.: A man turns 60, all of a sudden he's washed up and you kick him out of the workplace? That may have been fine 100 years ago, when men were dying at the age of 50. But in this world, it's different. The elderly are strong. Their spirit is strong. And they have a voice. And that voice is in these two men, and they will be heard. Respect, bitches!
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Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Why did you sleep with me?
Sally Rose: I was stupid.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Well, girls have slept with me for less. There was this one girl slept with me, she thought I was Marv Albert. Because my haircut was different.
Sally Rose: I was stupid.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Well, girls have slept with me for less. There was this one girl slept with me, she thought I was Marv Albert. Because my haircut was different.
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