Blunt Movie Quotes

Travel Hang: Plane crashes are serious events. Serious enough to put in the newspaper.

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Leroy Suggs: And remember... we don't collect, unless you collect your penis.

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Amber: Aunt Angie, I'm having such a great time. And pot here, is so cheap!
Supermodel: You mean, pots and pans! Yes, that's because they are made by infants.

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Eric the Dwarf: [Miyami goes into crane position]Yeah, that's it! That's the move I need to win! I saw it in a movie once! Yeah, that's great! [Eric the dwarf runs off]
Mr. Miyami: [goes out of his crane position]No, Eric san, that wasn't a move! That wasn't training! I was having a fart spasm! [breaks wind]

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Coach Al Jefferson: [walking up to tired boy on ground]What's your name, boy?
Mitchell boy: Mitchell.
Coach Al Jefferson: Did you say Mitchell?
Mitchell boy: Yes, Sir.
Coach Al Jefferson: My great-grandpappy was owned by a Mitchell! [bends down to grab the boy]

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