Groove Quotes

Kuzco: [Kuzco hits Pacha] Yeah! That's for kidnapping me and taking me back to your village! Which I'm still gonna destroy, by the way. Hehehe. No touchy! [Pacha hits him back]

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Agent #2, Rock Debrie, Julio Blanco, Xippo Xerxes, Tommy Hilfiger: Two letters come to mind when I think of the Marquis - S & M
Agent #1: Oh don't worry, he's all M
Agent #2, Rock Debrie, Julio Blanco, Xippo Xerxes, Tommy Hilfiger: M?
Agent #1: Massochist... they always like to hurt themselves more than others
Agent #2, Rock Debrie, Julio Blanco, Xippo Xerxes, Tommy Hilfiger: Well, not in my experience.
Agent #1: Your experience?

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Beth Anderson: What, are you new? Eat dinner, before you take drugs.

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Kronk: Chaca, there's no "i" in team.
Ms. Birdwell: But there's a "u" in euphoric!
Kronk: And a "me" in mediocre.

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Yzma: Welcome to my new secret lab! Souvenir photo?
Kronk: Oh, rats. My eyes were closed.

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[Kuzko collides with an old man while dancing]
Kuzco: D'oh! You threw off my groove!
Guard: I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the Emperor's groove. [the old man is thrown out of the palace window]
Old Man: Sooooorry!

Movie: Groove