The Specials Quotes

The Weevil: I've had superpowers longer than anyone in the Specials, I think - which explains why I'm the only one with a Pez dispenser with a little me on it.

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Deadly Girl: I used to think I didn't need a family. I mean, I had the demons and the walking skeletons. But the difference between a walking skeleton and a kid is, a kid won't eat the soft parts of your face while you're sleeping.

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Amok: [to the Weevil] Those pants make you look like you don't have any cock. Did I ever tell you that?

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Lobo: It's payback time for a misarable childhood.
Santa Claus: Well, now, this hardly seems fair.
Lobo: It does if you're standing in my shoes.
Santa Claus: Okay, if gunning down an unarmed and myhic system is the only way you know... Go away, shoot.
Lobo: ...Okay. [cocks his gun]

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Minute Man: The one thing that happened that sucked was that I lost my shrinking ability for two weeks, like a flu bug, or...I mean, I didn't lose them entirely. I was able to shrink down to about four-foot-five. But just being short isn't really a superpower.

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Slave Driver: Okay, rest period... Rest period's over!

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