General Hospital Quotes
Georgie Jones: Why Sage and why Trent? Because if it was just because they were alone. Then their deaths are completely my fault.
Brooke-Lynn Ashton: No. Georgie, look, you - you have no blame in this, all right? I mean, God, you didn't even want to participate in the stupid seance anyway. And - and how were you supposed to know that some crazy freak was walking around knifing people, huh? Look, if anybody is to blame for this, it's me.
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Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine: I assume you all received my fax.
Edward Quartermaine #3: What fax?
Dr. Monica Quartermaine: Oh, Heather was thoughtful enough to fax us a copy of your marriage certificate.
Edward Quartermaine #3: Really?
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine: I thought I'd give everybody a head start on getting used to the idea and I was hoping when we got home that your family would be able to share in out happiness. Oh, it just occurred to me - you're all my family, too, now.
Dr. Monica Quartermaine: Ugh.
Dr. Alan Quartermaine: Just because you dragged my Father to the altar, don't think I'm going to start calling you Mother.
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine: Heather will be fine.
Tracy Quartermaine: I have a better idea. How about Thieving, Gold-Digging, Tramp?
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Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine: I empathize with your pain, your loss. It was a magical wedding day you had with Laura.
Luke Spencer: You weren't there.
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine: I read about it in the papers. It mean, it was the event of the year. A perfect day, a beautiful ceremony. Laura, she looked like an angel. I couldn't help being a little jealous.
Luke Spencer: Why would you be jealous of Laura?
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine: Oh, what girl doesn't dream of marrying her one true love in an autumn garden.
Luke Spencer: Well, dreams turn to nightmares everyday, Heather. Every day.
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Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine: My bags are still in the car. Bring them upstairs.
Alice: I don't take orders from you.
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine: You do now.
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Heather Grant Webber: I don't know who Luke thinks he's fooling. I mean, he's obviously hiding that redhead witch. But something has to be done. I think Skye's really becoming a terrible threat. I think we have to eliminate her once and for all.
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Heather Grant Webber: Not thinking of being a hero, are you?
Edward Quartermaine #3: I'm thinking we're being terrorized in our own home.
Heather Grant Webber: No one likes to feel helpless.
Edward Quartermaine #3: Certainly not a Quartermaine.
Heather Grant Webber: I feel a lot safer knowing I have you here to protect me. There's no one I'd rather have at my side.
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Heather Grant Webber: So, where are you and Skye hiding out?
Luke Spencer: I haven't seen Skye.
Heather Grant Webber: Come on, Luke. Everybody knows you and Skye are having a thing.
Luke Spencer: Heather, Port Chuckles is a hotbed of sanctimonious busybodies who can't keep their nose in their own business. You know that.
Heather Grant Webber: But you two worked at the Haunted Star together, you were partners. You must have spent a lot of time together.
Luke Spencer: Yeah, Well, I've also got a partner named Faith Rosco, or I used to. Does that mean I'm getting it on with her?
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Samantha McCall: [to Jason] We want to have a baby, not qualify for a home loan.
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Samantha McCall: How can Sonny be dead?
Jasper 'Jax' Jacks: And he took a woman with him. It's so damn typical.
Samantha McCall: All right. Maybe - maybe it's a mistake, right?
Jasper 'Jax' Jacks: No, it's not a mistake. Sonny's been cheating death for years. It's just finally caught up with him.
Samantha McCall: Well he and Carly might - might have been able to get out. I mean, we did, right? And there was no hope for us either. I mean, I just think that maybe if anyone can do it, Sonny can.
Jasper 'Jax' Jacks: You're in love with him aren't you?
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Samantha McCall: I didn't take Jason's bribe because I can't be bought.
Sonny Corinthos: That's a lot of cash.
Samantha McCall: I know. I want to be rich, but I'll do it on my own. I wouldn't let Jax pay my way, and I won't take a bribe from Jason to leave you alone.
Sonny Corinthos: I can respect that.
Samantha McCall: Well, that is nice to hear, but it really doesn't matter. The only opinion I respect is my own.
Sonny Corinthos: I'll remember that.
Samantha McCall: The way I see it is I'll be damned if I let anyone else mess up my life besides me.
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Samantha McCall: I don't want to fight with you, Carly.
Carly Corinthos: Too late, I asked you a question. How long have you been sleeping with my husband?
Samantha McCall: Your husband made it very clear to me that his marriage to you was over.
Carly Corinthos: Oh, did he also make it very clear to you that when he takes you to bed, you are just standing in for someone else?
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Samantha McCall: I thought she kicked.
Jason Morgan: You were dreaming.
Samantha McCall: I know. Just for a second, everything was like it was before. She was still with us and she was ok. Everything hurts so bad.
Jason Morgan: Just hold on to me.
Samantha McCall: Jason? When will the pain go away?
Jason Morgan: Never.
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Samantha McCall: I'm Nervous.
Emily Quartermaine: All brides are, occupational hazard.
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Samantha McCall: What's with the injured-wife routine? You betrayed your husband with another man, his worst enemy, if I've got my facts straight. Sonny's done with you, he's free. So am I. There is nothing left to say.
Carly Corinthos: OK, well, I wouldn't get all comfy and cozy with Sonny, if I were you. Has be bothered to mention Brenda yet? Because the two of you look enough alike to be sisters. Same height, same build, same dark hair. Although Brenda's was more stylish, but I'm sure that Sonny did not notice that difference in the dark.
Samantha McCall: Wow, you are some nasty little bitch.
Carly Corinthos: No, actually, I'm being pretty nice and I imagine that the resemblance to Brenda was also the hook for Jax.
Samantha McCall: OK, now you're stretching.
Carly Corinthos: You'll probably have more time with Sonny than you did Jax because Sonny is a practical man. Brenda's gone. So am I. You'll do for now, but don't think that you're in it for the long haul, because you will lose Sonny just the same way you lost out on Jax.
Samantha McCall: Oh, yeah? Why is that?
Carly Corinthos: Because you're not Brenda. No one is. Brenda the illusive ghost she is. She's incandescent. Oh, she unattainable and unforgettable and Sonny and Jax, they have her so high up on a pedestal, you cannot see her until she comes back down and is in your face. And let me tell you something else - she always comes back. Always. So, you may be sharing Sonny's bed right now, but just do yourself a favor and never forget that you are a substitute, and you always will be.
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Samantha McCall: Where did you get peppermint tea?
Jason Morgan: I don't know, that's old. Brenda bought it.
Samantha McCall: The Brenda? The goddess on a pedestal who I sort of look like but can't hope to replace for Sonny and Jax? That Brenda?
Jason Morgan: Yeah, she - she lived here for a little while when we were married.
Samantha McCall: What?
Jason Morgan: Brenda and I were married for a little while.
Samantha McCall: Were married, Yeah. Ok, I got that part. Why, and why didn't anyone tell me?
Jason Morgan: Why are they going to tell you? It's not like we were in love. Brenda thought that she was sick and she wanted me to commit her to a mental hospital. And I could only do it if I was her husband.
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Samantha McCall: You don't want to kill me.
Helena Cassadine: Oh, you've left me no choice. You see, death is what happens to overly confident little girls who intrude where they don't belong.
Samantha McCall: Well, get prepared, because I am not going to go down without taking pieces of you with me.
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Samantha McCall: You know, for two guys who work so closely together, you and Sonny are nothing alike.
Jason Morgan: No reason we should be.
Samantha McCall: Yeah, I know. I guess it's the way you're different that impresses me. Sonny thinks he owns people, and you encourage them to be themselves.
Jason Morgan: It's easier.
Samantha McCall: On everyone. Jason, thank you. Thank you for every thing that you have done for me, and I just want you to know that I've never felt so protected in my life.
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Samantha McCall: Your underestimating the connection between a daughter and a father if you think Carly's going to be able to walk away from this and never look back, never wonder, never wish. Sonny, you need to end this, because if you let it slide and something happens to you or your family or to Jason, it's going to be on you.
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Samantha McCall: You're overreacting. I was having some pains. Jason took me to the hospital, where Dr. Meadows examined me and assured me that everything was fine with the baby. End of story.
Sonny Corinthos: Well, I had a right to know.
Samantha McCall: Excuse me! You were in Manhattan on a private getaway with your wife. I really didn't think you wanted a call from your pregnant ex-mistress to tell you I was having some cramps.
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Justice Ward: I'm going to get away from Sonny, and somehow we will find each other, ok?
Faith Rosco: That's wishful thinking, Justus.
Justice Ward: Sonny owes me.
Faith Rosco: You're not really buying into this man-oh-honor crap, are you? How do you think he survived so long? He eliminates anyone who double-crosses him, whether he owes them or not.
Justice Ward: It is my choice to help you. If I die in the process, at least I know I died for a noble cause.
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Justice Ward: I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of. I'm not a good man.
Edward Quartermaine #3: Only a good man can say that.
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Justice Ward: The van's going to be here any minute. But once you get out of pentonville, we're going to be together of the rest of our lives.
Faith Rosco: Do you think Alexis got the two years?
Justice Ward: She might have. She's a great attorney.
Faith Rosco: OK. Two years is nothing, right?
Justice Ward: I'm going to be here, Faith. I'm not going anywhere.
Faith Rosco: Say goodbye now.
Justice Ward: I can't, no.
Faith Rosco: Listen to me.
Justice Ward: No.
Faith Rosco: Listen to me. When I step out there, I am going to shut down. OK, where I'm going, The world out there, I cannot afford to feel anything. So kiss me now. Say goodbye to the woman you love, the woman who loves you. because once I step out there. She's gone.
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Justice Ward: There's no way they could've survived that fall. Sonny and Carly are dead.
Lorenzo Alcazar: That's a lie. Carly's not dead.
Nikolas Cassidine: Hey, you go and you lose your chance to be evacuated.
Lorenzo Alcazar: I don't give a damn. I'm going to find Carly. She's alive.
Justice Ward: Where are you going?
Ric Lansing: Sonny's my brother, I got to help him.
Justice Ward: Sonny's dead. Think about it.
Ric Lansing: We don't know that!
Justice Ward: You have a wife and a baby on the way. They need you. You don't have the right to risk your life anymore. Sonny wouldn't expect that from you.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: The helicopter's landing. We have to go.
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Justice Ward: What are the odds of us getting on that chopper?
Faith Rosco: Well, lets see. After poor little Emily, prince Nikolas, and the ridiculous teenagers, I'd say we might as well take a swan dive down an elevator shaft.
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Faith Rosco: I have to be honest. I just don't get it.
Carly Corinthos: Go away.
Faith Rosco: No, not until you explain the attraction. Now, Sonny and Alcazar are two of the most powerful men in the Northeast, and they're chasing around after a glorified piece of trailer trash. What is your secret?
Carly Corinthos: I won't tell you again.
Faith Rosco: Oh, come on, Carly, it's just us girls. Tell me, who do you dream about at the end of the day Sonny or Alcazar? Now, I know it's a tough decision. Yeah, they are both powerful, passionate men. Unfortunately for you, neither one learned to share. Otherwise maybe you could have both of them - you know, say, like alternating nights or three on a mattress. What is your private fantasy, Carly?
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Faith Rosco: I knew you'd come.
Justice Ward: No, you didn't. You don't look like you got much sleep.
Faith Rosco: No, I - I couldn't get the feel of you off my lips. How about you?
Justice Ward: Slept like a baby.
Faith Rosco: Liar.
Justice Ward: Faith, my nights of tossing and turning over you are long gone.
Faith Rosco: Like I said - liar.
Justice Ward: You don't know me as well as you think you do.
Faith Rosco: I know that you're on fire. You hide it well, but I can see it in your eyes.
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Faith Rosco: If the princess doesn't want to leave, we'll go without her. Enjoy the blaze!
Luke Spencer: Skye, you can't just sit here and wait for the - wait for the room to go up in flames.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Well, it hasn't reached us yet. And, look, we have water, you know, and I heard the fire engines down stairs. We should wait here until we get evacuated.
Luke Spencer: We've got to go up or down now.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: No, I'm telling you, it is too risky!
Luke Spencer: If the explosions have caused the stairwells to be blocked, then they're going to be putting people on choppers from the roof.
Faith Rosco: Oh, hello! Less chat, more running for cover!
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Luke, come on, you already passed out once!
Luke Spencer: Yeah, and your first-aid techniques have made me a stronger, better man.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Oh, come on, Luke!
Luke Spencer: Skye! The fire is moving through the walls! This room could go up in flames in five minutes!
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Well, you know, it hasn't reached us yet, OK?
Luke Spencer: Darling, I am not a white knight.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Yeah, well, this isn't a test, OK? I'm not waiting for you to rescue me.
Luke Spencer: Well, then come with me!
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: No way, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm staying.
Faith Rosco: Great, super. Let's go, my nail polish is melting!
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Faith Rosco: If we cannot get away together, I want you out of this. I will face Sonny alone.
Justice Ward: And, what, let him murder you in cold blood? That's not going to happen!
Faith Rosco: I knew the risks going in, ok? I have pushed the guy once too often. Six moths ago, I would not have cared if I died. But now, I going to miss you.
Justice Ward: You're not going to die, Faith.
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Faith Rosco: If you do this, you had better be sure it's what you want. Because if it isn't and you hurt me again, I will make you scream so loud the devil will cover his ears. And then I will kill you myself.
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Faith Rosco: Jason was at the table with the five families when my men opened fire. I told them not to leave survivors. This is your last chance to work with me, Sonny. Let go.
Sonny Corinthos: Get out of here.
Faith Rosco: You are in no position...
Sonny Corinthos: Get out of here.
Faith Rosco: To give orders. The only reason I left you alive was because I have a soft spot for children, hmm? How could I leave your baby all alone in this world, hmm. Poor little tyke. His Mommy's brains are creamed corn. Uncle Jason has surely beled to death by now. Where does that leave Morgan, hmm? If I take away his Daddy, who till take care of the poor little orphaned boy?
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