General Hospital Quotes


Sonny Corinthos: You've always loved me, more than I could understand. You need to pray for me, Lily. Can you ask God? Can you ask God to help me? I can not watch Carly die the way I watched you.

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James Craig: Well, Ms. Davis, I have to question the judgment of a woman who goes from a round of chemo directly to the woods in the middle of an island to pick wild flowers with her daughter.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: My daughter had a school project.
James Craig: All right, well, at least the trip wasn't completely wasted - She could've put flowers on your grave.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: What a lovely sentiment.
James Craig: Well, it could very well have been reality. Are you always so reckless?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Are you always so rude?

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Jasper 'Jax' Jacks: I don't need a blueprint to know what went on here. Helena dangled the treasure in front of you, you took the bait, and she turned it to her advantage.
Samantha McCall: I have no idea what you're talking about, Jax. I just met this Helena person. I was in her company for all of five minutes.
Jasper 'Jax' Jacks: That's the scary part, Sam. You're so desperate for this treasure you've aligned yourself with a psychopath you know nothing about. Well, I know Helena. Now, you may lie and cheat with the best of them...
Samantha McCall: Oh, thank you, I appreciate that.
Jasper 'Jax' Jacks: But, Helena is the real thing. She actually enjoys killing people. It makes her feel younger.
Samantha McCall: Which has absolutely nothing to do with me.
Jasper 'Jax' Jacks: Right, right. Of course, because you didn't strike a deal with her.
Samantha McCall: That's right, I didn't.

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Edward Quartermaine #3: You ever pull another stunt like this, you'll wind up in a bed full of tarantulas.
Helena Cassadine: Well, I had nothing to do with this. No, the curse has a life of its own.
Edward Quartermaine #3: The curse is nonsense, and you know it. And if you ever do anything like this, something like this again, I will...
Helena Cassadine: You have had a difficult evening. As we all have. But for future reference, it's never wise to threaten a Cassadine.

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Steven Lars Webber: Carly, what the hell are you doing in Ric Lansing's apartment?
Carly Corinthos: Did the file cabinet burn?
Steven Lars Webber: You set the fire? Your trying to burn the evidence that he's got on - Carly, are you out of your mind?
Carly Corinthos: Yeah, well, some people think so.
Steven Lars Webber: I'll go get the file.
Carly Corinthos: No, no, no, Steven! You let it burn!
Steven Lars Webber: No, that's a bad idea, Carly. And you can't be connected to this fire!
Carly Corinthos: Steven, it's too dangerous! Steven!

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Steven Lars Webber: I am a fully practicing physician. Forensics is just a sideline.
Carly Corinthos: You're investigating my husband. That's why you've been so nice to me and my kids. That's why you've been so friendly.
Steven Lars Webber: I had no idea you'd be at the docks. I had no idea you'd be at Jake's, I swear!
Carly Corinthos: Ric Lansing is my husband's half brother, he is trying to put him in jail!
Steven Lars Webber: Look, I had no idea!
Carly Corinthos: It's going to be your job to help him!
Steven Lars Webber: Carly, it's not like that.
Carly Corinthos: OK, listen to me - do not approach me ever, ever again. Do not talk to my kids. If you see us on the street, you walk to the other side. We cannot be friends. We can't even be polite. Hello! Look at me!
Steven Lars Webber: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Carly Corinthos: If you are still too drunk to understand what is going on - pay attention to me. You pay attention. I have no use for cops.

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Steven Lars Webber: So, I spoke to your doctors in Manhattan, transferred over your medical records, and - I mean, you know, obviously, they're going to be fine doing your operation.
John Durant: Oh, thanks. Not that I don't love it here in Port Charles. I'd just feel a little safer with my own people.
Steven Lars Webber: I totally understand completely and have you told Carly?
John Durant: She's coming with me.
Steven Lars Webber: What? How did you manage that?
John Durant: Honestly, it was her own decision. I couldn't talk her out of it.
Steven Lars Webber: Wow, she's really start to care about you.
John Durant: It's hard to believe. But I think you might be right. I just hope that feeling doesn't vanish when I put her husband behind bars.

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Det. Andy Capelli: You're under arrest, Morgan.
Justice Ward: Aren't you going too far, Capelli?
Det. Andy Capelli: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Sonny Corinthos: Capelli, we're in a burning building, where's he going to go?
Det. Andy Capelli: He's going to go down! Down! 20 floors to be exact, and I'm taking him.
Ric Lansing: You're taking him?
Det. Andy Capelli: Yeah. That'll eliminate the rescue chopper from making a final trip.
Ric Lansing: No, I'm sorry, Capelli. You work for the department. We don't want to lose you. It's unacceptable.
Det. Andy Capelli: It's my job.
Sonny Corinthos: Ric! This is murder! You know it is - the kind you like the best, where you don't have to get your hands dirty!
Ric Lansing: Go ahead. take him down and make sure both of you make it.

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Zander Smith: You need to leave.
Faith Rosco: Yeah, no brains, no service. He's right. You'll have to go.
Jason Morgan: Sonny tells me you hold the title to this place.
Faith Rosco: I do, indeed. I inherited it from my grandmother. So Carly is out of the picture. Not that she has enough brains left to understand that. Maybe Sonny will enjoy being married to a vegetable. He seems to clearly have a soft spot for mentally defective people.

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Carly Corinthos: Alexis, Hey.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: I'm certainly surprised to hear from you.
Carly Corinthos: Yeah, well, not as surprised as I was to be making the call, but I need your help. Listen, Sonny is trying to get a restraining order filed against me to keep me away from my kids and I need you to fight him in court.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Your asking me to represent you?
Carly Corinthos: Yes.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: No.
Carly Corinthos: Alexis, would you really want Sonny raising your daughter?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: No, but I wouldn't want you raising her, either. If you and Sonny are getting divorced - again - find somebody else to represent you. Leave me out of it.

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Carly Corinthos: All right, I'm going to lay it on the table - I am a hypocrite, and anything you've done, I have done much worse.
Samantha McCall: I - I highly doubt that.
Carly Corinthos: Oh really? Have you ever stolen your mother's husband out of spit?
Samantha McCall: You did that?
Carly Corinthos: Yeah, and then I shot him in open court. It really wasn't one of my better days. Tony Jones got what he deserved, but my mother did not. What about you? Hmm? You close with your mom?
Samantha McCall: I barely knew her.
Carly Corinthos: Why is she dead?
Samantha McCall: I have - I have no idea.
Carly Corinthos: What about ex-husbands? Hmm? I drugged Michael's biological father and I threw him in an alley and then poured vodka all over him.
Samantha McCall: Really? Why - why?
Carly Corinthos: Remember Tony Jones I just mentioned? I was hoping he was Michael's biological father, not A. J. , and I was afraid that A. J. was going to push for a paternity test. I didn't want him to, so I made him think that he needed to be in rehab.
Samantha McCall: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Jason told me that you married A. J. before Sonny.
Carly Corinthos: Yeah, I did, and truthfully, I regret marrying A. J. a hell of a lot more than I regret drugging him but at the time, I thought I was doing the right thing.

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Carly Corinthos: Deputy Sparks has left the building
Sonny Corinthos: Oh, That was... Thank you.
Carly Corinthos: You're welcome. It was kind of fun. I haven't pitched a fit in ages.

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Carly Corinthos: He is going to do everything he can to help that little girl.
Ric Lansing: The only thing I am concerned with is the welfare of that child. Custody issues can wait.
Carly Corinthos: Oh, I get it. I see. So Sonny's going to be allowed to help save Kristina's life, but There's no way you're going to let him be anywhere near her?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Can we not talk about this now? Can we just - just try to be reasonable?
Carly Corinthos: Reasonable, right. Right, reasonable is Alexis-speak for do it my way or else. You thought it was reasonable to deceive Sonny, and then I had to be reasonable and keep your little secret. Well, your little secret is out Alexis. You do not get to decide what's reasonable anymore.

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Carly Corinthos: How rude are you?
Lois Cerullo-Ashton: Come again?
Carly Corinthos: Well, Sonny's good enough for you to partner up with when you need his - oh, let me think about this, take a wild guess - capital, and now he just seems to be a little too much baggage to carry?
Lois Cerullo-Ashton: Pretty much.
Carly Corinthos: How you could call her a friend, I just don't understand.
Lois Cerullo-Ashton: Maybe because you haven't had enough experience in that area to understand.

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Carly Corinthos: How's Sonny?
Courtney Matthews: Well, he tore some ligaments in his knee. He's in pain, but he's holding up OK.
Carly Corinthos: Do you know what number he got? I'm - I'm 23, and I was hoping that he could fly out sooner so he could be with the boys no matter what happens.
Lorenzo Alcazar: You're not going to die tonight, Carly. I can promise you that.
Courtney Matthews: Yeah, you know what? For once I agree with him. Listen, we're all going to get evacuated safely. Just try and think positive, OK?
Carly Corinthos: What number did you get?
Courtney Matthews: I got 31. So, it looks like I'm going to be in one of the last groups to go.

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Carly Corinthos: I am suggesting you use whatever influence you have over Ric to keep him from charging Sonny with perjury. Because the day he files those charges is the day that I tell the world that Sonny is Kirstina's father.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Sonny lied to me, he lied to the court. He made a fool out of everyone so his little pregnant girlfriend can skate on a murder charge. He thinks that he's above the law. He's not. And once he's in Prison, he will have a very difficult time of getting custody of anybody's baby. Go ahead, tell him.

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Carly Corinthos: I hired a new lawyer, someone who is very qualified to handle this case.
Lorenzo Alcazar: Who is it?
Carly Corinthos: Alexis Davis.
Lorenzo Alcazar: She's a madwoman. She is not the right person to get your children back.
Carly Corinthos: I disagree.
Lorenzo Alcazar: She put a knife in my brother's chest and pushed him over a balcony, Carly. If there's any justus she'd be doing life in prison.
Carly Corinthos: OK, trust me. I do not want to work with Alexis. She is really the last person. But she's the only one that can handle Sonny.
Lorenzo Alcazar: Oh, you're assuming because she represented him one time she'll be able to throw him off balance in court? You can't trust her, Carly. She despises you.

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Carly Corinthos: I just really need some time to think. You know, I need to figure out what to do next. Do I really want to know my father? Do I want to know him badly enough to jeopardize the life that we have, you know, our family, the one that we've made together, just so I can reach out to a stranger? I don't know. And if I don't - you know, if I let this go and I just drop the whole thing, then won't I have regrets?
Sonny Corinthos: I wish I had all the answer for you, but, you know, all I can tell you is you got to trust yourself.

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Carly Corinthos: I know you are upset, but you have no right to order me out of this house.
Michael Corinthos: Me and Morgan are staying here with dad. It's your fault that you're getting a divorce, so you leave.

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Carly Corinthos: I want you to know something, though. No matter what happens, your dad and I - we love you and Morgan. No matter where we live.
Michael Corinthos: I love you, too. I just don't want things to, you know, change.
Carly Corinthos: Sweetie, this is a sad but true fact of life here, ok? Change - it's the only thing that you can count on, and it happens, even when we don't want it to.

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Carly Corinthos: Michael, listen to me. You're a big boy now, right, and sometimes when you're a big boy you have to put aside what you want to do what is best for the people that you love.

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Carly Corinthos: Michael, turn around and take that suitcase back upstairs.
Michael Corinthos: No.
Carly Corinthos: Michael, your father and I have talked to you about this already. Running away is not a solution.
Michael Corinthos: I'm not going anywhere. You are.

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Carly Corinthos: OK. I'm down here. It's your turn.come on.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Oh, boy.
Carly Corinthos: Come on, Alexis. You have always thought you were better than me. Now's your change to prove it.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: I never said I was better than you, just smarter and classier. You're clearly a better athlete, and you have much better survival instincts. Kind of like a cockroach.

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Carly Corinthos: So what is the point of your visit here, Jax? You just want to stir things up between me and Sonny?
Jasper 'Jax' Jacks: Oh, Carly, you can manage that without any coaching form me. I'm here on a different matter.
Carly Corinthos: Sam, right?
Jasper 'Jax' Jacks: It does have something to do with her, yes.
Carly Corinthos: Mm-hmm, yes? Let me guess - it's got to be driving you crazy that another one of your old flames is with Sonny. It's like déjà vu all over again, except it's a trailer park version of the Brenda saga.

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Carly Corinthos: So, what about family? You have a wife? You got kids?
John Durant: You haven't done your homework, have you?
Carly Corinthos: Well, you never ask a question if you don't know the answer.

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Carly Corinthos: Sonny and I are parents together, and that's as far as it goes. Anything else is over.
Courtney Matthews Morgan: Why?
Carly Corinthos: Let's pull one thing out of the hat - Sam.
Courtney Matthews Morgan: Oh, come on, Carly, you don't honestly believe that he loves her?
Carly Corinthos: It's got nothing to do with love, Courtney. It's about keeping score. You know how it works. You disagree with Sonny, five points off. You cross him, ten points off. You do something that he thinks is betrayal, ok, you're out of the game. And right now, Sam's playing the game perfectly, ok? So let her enjoy it. She's keeping her mouth shut. She's doing what she's told. Let her have the fun while it lasts. I'm out of it. I am standing on my own two feet.

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Carly Corinthos: Sonny, didn't you know that I would be here?
Sonny Corinthos: Yeah, if you got word, yeah. Just like I'd find you.
Carly Corinthos: And I know you would find me if I was in trouble.
Sonny Corinthos: I'd find you. I'd save your life if I had to, If I - I'd die trying. That's just he way it is.
Carly Corinthos: So we've got the crisis situation down. Sonny, why are we so lousy on the day-to-day?

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Carly Corinthos: Sonny, I'm not angry at you. I'm not doing this for payback. I cannot live in limbo. I can't. And I'm trying to do what is best for everyone, and that - that's why I'm leaving.

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Carly Corinthos: There is a strange kind of logic in this, though, that we'd end up here together. You - you were always my rock, my emergency brakes, you know that you are my best friend? Did you ever - do you ever think that we could've been more?
Jason Morgan: Yeah.
Carly Corinthos: Was there a possibility?
Jason Morgan: I can't speak for you.
Carly Corinthos: I'm not asking you to. You're dodging the question, come on. I just - I just need to know. Did you ever feel - did you ever feel more for me?
Jason Morgan: Yes, I did.
Carly Corinthos: Me, too. Why didn't we ever pursue it?
Jason Morgan: There was always something in the way.
Carly Corinthos: Now there's nothing in the way, Jason, except imminent death. Jason, kiss me good-bye.

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Carly Corinthos: What are you doing here?
Samantha McCall: Hi, Sonny asked me to give you a message. The boys - They're going to stay with him.
Carly Corinthos: He's going to kidnap the kids. I knew it. He probably has them in the car already. He's probably leaving town right now.
Lorenzo Alcazar: Lucky, send an officer to check the penthouse.
Carly Corinthos: No, it is too late for that. You get an A. P. B. out on Sonny and arrest this bitch for conspiracy to kidnap my kids!

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